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re: What dark secret are you hiding from everyone?

Posted on 8/3/23 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3412 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 4:17 pm to
I farted
Posted by John Wayne
Baton Rouge, La
Member since May 2007
917 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 4:21 pm to
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There is a name for what that skip feeling is called and its very common.


Premature ventricular contractions. I have them too.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 4:22 pm
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8068 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 4:22 pm to
I like the songs "Party in the USA" and "Royals."

Not like a favorite song thing, but I'm singing along if they're playing.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
1847 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:42 pm to
‘I got a beautiful wife and 2 tow headed kids,
A couple of big secrets I’d kill to keep hid,
I don’t know God, but I fear his wrath,
I’m trying to keep focused on the righteous path.’
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3085 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:39 pm to
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I am the secret love child of my mother and JD Salinger.


Did he catch her in the rye?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:41 pm to
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Did he catch her in the rye?



golf clap
Posted by Frogonmytoe
Member since Jun 2023
330 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:42 pm to
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What dark secret are you hiding from everyone.


That I'm Jesus Christ reincarnated and I won't frick with society till y'all get your shite together just a little bit
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114105 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:44 pm to
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I pound a couple of mad dog 20/20s in the bathroom at work every day



Out of all the shite you can drink you drink this? Here is a dark secret, the first time I drink MD2020 I threw my fricking guts up. I was drinking something else as well, which didn't help but I can't even smell that shite to the day.

When I was a teenager we used to have to dude who would always be at the gas station on Friday and Saturday nights. He would be waiting because we would give him money to go buy us alcohol and we gave him enough to buy 2 bottles for himself.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28781 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:55 pm to
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frick man. Now y’all have convinced me to get it checked out

Dude it’s a win win.
No problem - You’ll feel much better knowing that.
Some problem - much better knowing it early and better chance for easy non intrusive options.
Big problem - would you rather know or drop dead while you’re jacking off or something else embarrassing or even dangerous.
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9451 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:00 pm to
My right nut is bigger than my left nut
Posted by Tha crook
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2018
683 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:24 pm to
I fart in church
Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
9127 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:28 pm to
I think we should have allied with Germany in World War II.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
5667 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:28 pm to
So what alphabet agency do you work for?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8516 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 9:43 pm to
I splash a little ginger ale in a whiskey to take the edge off it.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30561 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:15 pm to
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14-15 times for me if I am drinking
I bet you laugh out loud when you do it. Just can't contain yourself. If no women are around you probably brag about it.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30561 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:47 pm to
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For some reason, I can't come clean and tell her.
Similar, but more egregious, story about never telling someone something.

During my freshman year in hs I borrowed a fishing rod from my dad. It was the one he bought while stationed at Schofield Barracks during the Korean conflict. He told me not to come home if I broke it. While I was out fishing in a boat, a buddy fishing on the shore got tangled up and asked me to help him. When I turned to crank the motor I sat on the rod and it snapped. I put it back in the holder where he stored it and kind of forgot about it.

The summer before my sophomore year in hs I had to retake algebra because I never did the "required" homework & flunked it. While I was away at a boarding school my parents moved to another state. When I got to the new place they had moved, I overheard my dad telling someone the movers broke his fishing rod. I have never told him I broke it.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 10:58 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/5/23 at 9:25 pm
Posted by rhar61
Member since Nov 2022
5109 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 11:58 pm to
that I post here

literally the worst thing I do
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
26400 posts
Posted on 8/4/23 at 12:06 am to
I’ve paid for sex
This post was edited on 8/4/23 at 12:49 am
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5426 posts
Posted on 8/4/23 at 1:29 am to
LINK

I had a beer with an old biker man at the end of the street. And he let me touch his girlfriends titty.
This post was edited on 8/4/23 at 1:33 am
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