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re: What dark secret are you hiding from everyone?

Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:48 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64964 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:48 pm to
I am, in fact, a Dark Lord of the Sith.


Whew, it feels good to get that off my chest.

(Didn’t realize this was a thread bump. Turns out I posted this same thing on page 2)
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 9:53 pm
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10495 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:52 pm to
Is this how Harvey Updyke came clean?
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8235 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:04 pm to
I used to steal friends cigarette lighters when we were out in the bars. It was funny watching them check every pocket and look around for their lighter. I didn't smoke so no one ever thought to ask me about it.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5920 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:09 pm to
I never got vax’d
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12968 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:40 pm to
How bad of a lay your mom is. Like she’s truly horrific, but I keep going back time and time again.
Posted by GerseyCX
Member since Sep 2022
46 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 1:35 pm to
I drank a Budweiser and turned trans.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2477 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 1:45 pm to
I’m a sophisticated sex-robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. They call me the Blahaminator.

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 1:49 pm
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16205 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 1:51 pm to
Really want to tell my sister she's turned into a leftist meme. Like a carbon copy of what you would expect a blue haired sky screamer to look like.

I just can't talk politics with family because we get along great otherwise. Not worth it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 1:53 pm to
I used preservatives
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38824 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 1:55 pm to
I only make $1000/mo on my OnlyFans
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
655 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 1:56 pm to
I pulled into a parking spot and scuffed the rear quarter panel of the vehicle on my passenger side with my bumper. It was a bit of a beater and had some other damage to it already. Looked around to see if anyone saw me and backed out and parked a couple of rows over.

I also ran into my neighbors pick up truck with my bicycle and scratched it. My shoe string got caught in the pedal and I lost my balance and caught his truck with my handlebar.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 2:02 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156038 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 1:59 pm to
My astrophysicists and aerospace engineers are in possession of an otherworldly aircraft piloted by an extraterrestrial being. It’s being stored in one of my underground bunkers in the Rockies.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4668 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 2:01 pm to
When I was 16 I found another kid's wallet and it had his mom's Blockbuster card in it.

I went to Blockbuster, said I was him and rented 5 or 6 PS2 games all at once that I never returned.
Posted by kenna bra
Kenna bra
Member since Jul 2020
47 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 2:06 pm to
I put cameras in the employee bathrooms at Ochsner. Seems my secret is no longer hidden though.
Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
929 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

the LLOt OT's hatred of me kinda hurts my feelings.


Shocked!! A woman gets her feelings hurt, news at 11
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7124 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 2:08 pm to
Even though they call me Saturday, my favorite time of the week is a Friday night.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

frick man. Now y’all have convinced me to get it checked out


Eh it’s probably nothing, don’t worry about it.

And if it is, we need less lawyers in this country anyway.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36621 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

This shite happens to me every once in a while but always goes away. Sometimes I can feel my heart sort of skip a beat as well. I actually was at the gym today doing a simple back exercise and my chest felt tight. Then it would feel tight when I would breathe. I am wondering if it’s stressed because of heat and maybe dehydration.


I went to a cardiologist as I was having that a lot and some chest tightness. Everything came back fine. There is a name for what that skip feeling is called and its very common.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

There is a name for what that skip feeling is called and its very common.


Palpitations?
Posted by willeaux
Member since Jan 2006
2927 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 4:08 pm to
Afib
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