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re: What are you buying the wife for Christmas?

Posted on 11/28/22 at 12:53 am to
Posted by HoldemPig
Straight outta Compton
Member since Dec 2010
60 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 12:53 am to
Only answer is a Toto washlet seat replacement. She will be mad at you for about 5 days until she realizes it lifts the lid automatically, keeps the seat always warm and blow warm air on her ladyjunk.
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
41584 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:43 am to
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What’s so special about those?


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Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:45 am to
We agreed to not get each other anything and spend the money on our parents gifts. I'll still take her out to eat somewhere nice.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3170 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:51 am to
Four nights in a cabin in the Ozarks in North Arkansas 26th thru 30th. Gonna hike to Whitaker Point and give her a new ring from Jared.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24334 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:53 am to
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Can you explain more about what this is?


They’ve got several version, one is basically like a date night activities, there’s a family one with kids and even a bedroom one

They have different chapters so you can pick based on time frame / going out staying in etc


Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
615 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:20 am to
I just bought her a new furnace this weekend, heat exchanger was cracked. She says she still wants a new phone.

I get dinged twice in December for her birthday and Christmas.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48277 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:33 am to
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Whether you’re cooking a delicious apple pie (blindfolded), re-creating your grandparents' very first date, or painting a masterpiece on a unique canvas…


Does it come with a housekeeper for when you are finished making huge messes?

I am very scrooge and grinch on this one.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24334 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:34 am to
She came home black friday with a bag full of makeup and said that's what you bought me for Christmas..... so I guess that's I what bought her for Christmas.

That’s a trap baw, you better proceed as if she has no gifts
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11850 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:53 am to
I would like this always pan idea but it doesn't ship until January.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16109 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:23 am to
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Planning to get her a new 9mm pistol, but she needs to decide which one she likes best.


Make sure to get her the matching don’t tread on me T-shirt with it baw.

My wife wants a new purse, so I’ll likely just tell her to pick it out and I’ll pay for it.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1715 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:35 am to
Getting the wife a Kimber Micro Bel Air semi- auto 9mm pistol. Getting the girlfriend some Jordan 4's.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64378 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:39 am to
I’m getting her some earrings and a matching bracelet. Also getting her some sweaters, a jacket, some sort of hair wand/curling iron thingy, and various make-up and beauty supplies for stocking stuffers.

We make things easy on each other by putting together Christmas lists on Amazon Prime so the other can go in and pick and choose a variety of gifts. We don’t order literally everything on each other’s list so there is still the unknown when opening presents on Christmas morning. For example, I put probably 12 different watches on my list. She will choose one from those 12. I won’t know which one until I open it up. Same with model kits; I think I put somewhere around 20 kits in my list and she will probably order 5-6 of them. Which ones? I’ll have to wait and see.

The real difficulty is buying for our kids, especially our son. First off, our kids have everything they want or need. But also they’re super picky, especially when it comes to clothes. We knocked out a good deal on Black Friday. But we’re nowhere near done shopping for them.
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1116 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:44 am to
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Getting the wife a Kimber Micro Bel Air semi- auto 9mm pistol. Getting the girlfriend


You didn’t think this one through.
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10835 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:49 am to
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Luxome sheets and Luxome robe.


Boll and Branch sheets for the win bro.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94788 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:51 am to
Steve McNair says “Don’t get the girlfriend the pistol.”
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3581 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:54 am to
not a damn thing. she buys what she wants on the credit card
Posted by TheeMerryWidow
Member since Nov 2022
11 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:23 am to
Here are some good ideas:

Instead of Peloton, a Crunch membership is $29 monthly and includes a guest pass. So yeah, she can bring you. Also has massage beds and is 1/10th the price of a boring Peloton.

A bidet. Trust me she will love it.

A subscription to Boxycharm. A 3 month one is $75.

A inscribed ring or bracelet in Roman numerals of a day that is important to you. You can find these on Amazon and there are Roman numeral converters online.

A blowout dryer brush. Can get these at Marshall's or Ulta. FoxyBae is a good brand. Drybar is considered the best, but they have been found to have issues.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 9:29 am
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:26 am to
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What are you buying the wife
pelaton
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And what about the girlfriend?
pelaton
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16168 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:28 am to
4:32 pm
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What are you buying the wife for Christmas?


4:33 pm
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D**k in a box.


OT in a nutshell.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20332 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:29 am to
A gift card for shoes. She already has so many shoes that another pair of shoes won't fit in her wall rack. A gift card will fit.
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