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re: What are you buying the wife for Christmas?

Posted on 11/30/22 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
5509 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 3:58 pm to
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Nothing your wife is buying me something though



Stop thinking you're funny. You're not.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8517 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:29 pm to
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Dick in a box


This is the only acceptable answer.
Posted by carnuba
tickfaw
Member since Jan 2009
1270 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:39 pm to
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She came home black friday with a bag full of makeup and said that's what you bought me for Christmas..... so I guess that's I what bought her for Christmas.


problem solved!
Posted by Seven Costanza
The Wild West
Member since Aug 2012
1981 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:38 pm to
Bumping for the 2023 Christmas.
A lot of good ideas last year.

Any new ideas this year?
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
4950 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:36 pm to
A gift certificate to her regular message spa.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9701 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:39 pm to
The gift of Oldmanbeasley and you know it’s all inclusive.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27752 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:52 pm to
The answer to spouse gifts is always buy something you can benefit from

Something like a trip or even something for the bedroom. Win win
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36557 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:54 pm to
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Luxome sheets and Luxome robe.

I did Luxome sheets last year with lunya pajamas
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4610 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:59 pm to
Sack of dirty laundry and a hard pecker.
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5007 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 4:00 pm to
Couple months back we spent a Saturday goin to little shops and shite in the mountains and popped into a Bansai/banzai (?) plant shop and she made alot of noise over the little trees. 100-150 for an already grown one shell have to take care of but I think imma do that.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2420 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 5:18 pm to
Wife...a meat thermometer for inside cooks...
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
19549 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 5:32 pm to
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One gift is a vacuum cleaner, buts it more for me than her.


Divorce lawyers are more expensive than vacuum cleaners.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10884 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 5:43 pm to
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Wife...a meat thermometer for inside cooks...


frick. I was gonna give your wife a meat thermometer.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30626 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 5:45 pm to
pretty sweet pink 9mm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76369 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:56 pm to


She’ll get what she always gets. The best sex of her life.
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