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re: What are the worst buzzword, cliches used by business professionals that need to stop?

Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5304 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:11 pm to
Sustainability
Posted by DoctorWorm
Member since Jul 2021
1319 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:16 pm to
path to closure
swim lane
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21729 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:24 pm to
paradigm shift (we have no idea why revenues have fallen so drastically)

I'm a bit of a visionary (I'm a bit of an egomaniac and narcissist)

Net net (I sound like someone who can make money if I keep talking about another word for profit)

manage the optics (we need a believable lie about this)

It's our cash cow (If that business goes south, we're all out of a job)

At the end of the day (enough discussion - we're going to do it my way)
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23734 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:27 pm to
Let me run that up the flag pole
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8072 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:29 pm to
I’ll put in another vote for “Circle Back”.

I want to punch anyone that says it.

I almost immediately discredit anyone that starts an email or meeting with saying “Team…”.
This post was edited on 3/22/23 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6774 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:40 pm to
My boss is an idiot so whatever he says is what I hate the most
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
31281 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:52 pm to
I'll think of some this afternoon, but let's touch base in the morning.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
7398 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:03 pm to
I see you
I hear you
Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 1:53 pm
Posted by lilsnappa
Red Stick
Member since Mar 2006
1832 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:06 pm to
My new favorite is: “let’s double on that”
Posted by RibsandWhiskey
Metry
Member since Aug 2011
699 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:22 pm to
"I'm gonna have to let you go"
This post was edited on 3/22/23 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
12423 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:23 pm to
Buzzwords
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Where I Am
Member since Nov 2011
3401 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:39 pm to
I had a CEO once who would always make a statement and follow it with “does that make sense?” Once is okay if he really thought there was any confusion but he would do it after almost every thought like it was robotic. It was a really disingenuous buzz phrase. Looking back, I wish somebody would have gone Simple Jack on him and said “I da, I da, I don’t know what you mean. I not smart like you.”

He was also addicted to “30,000 foot view.”
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5330 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:39 pm to
Surprised no one has added "touch base" yet. E.g.:

A: When can we circle back on this?

B: Let's touch base tomorrow.
Posted by MissTiger91
Behind enemy lines in Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
662 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 1:43 pm to
Silo/siloed
Posted by deltadon
River City
Member since Oct 2016
320 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:04 pm to
Ping (used in a non IT way)
Pods
Buckets

Unnecessary acronyms
EOD - end of the day
PSB - please see below
WFH - work from home
OOO - out of office
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5290 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:19 pm to
“To your point”
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68975 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:39 pm to
Let’s connect
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7209 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:52 pm to

anyway
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1621 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:07 pm to
Well, first and foremost, our employees are our most valuable asset. And our diversity is our greatest strength. So be here now, and multitask.
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