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If I'm going to be out, I drive to the ER and wait for an ambulance to come in with the sirens on. I then hurry up and call my boss and tell him I helped an old lady that was in an accident get to the hospital and I want to sit with her to make sure she's ok. Then straight to golf course.
I don't know what's worse. Bankruptcy or shrimp from Applebee's

re: Anyone ever done luge?

Posted by RibsandWhiskey on 2/11/26 at 7:34 am to
I spent summers in Rangoon taking luge lessons.
That one dude should should trim that stache and glue it on his brows.
She is a freak of nature in a very good way.
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Still trying to figure out how this dude got the cute Mexican chic


The rat boy attraction with women was a thing maybe 2 years ago.
The shirt says Escobar season apparently. Rule #1 if you are running a drug ring...don't look like you could possibly run a drug ring.

re: Medical Insurance Doubled

Posted by RibsandWhiskey on 1/5/26 at 12:56 pm to
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The ER does triage based on country of origin?


They do.

1. Mexico
2. Honduras
3. Guatemala
4. Venezuela
5. Somalia
6. United States

Venezuela is expected to slide into the #1 seat in the next few days for the time being. We are expected to grab Somalia's place in line because everyone has had enough of their shite currently.
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That’s why they sold to China, Cuba, etc


Exactly. It was only a matter of time before this happened and it is without a doubt for the good. Thank God we have a president that did something about it.
One of those ball sacks that you hang around your neck and squeeze between your arms
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You just have to be able to turn a valve wrench and be lazy and a smartass when maintenance comes in to get permits. That’s it!


This and know how to read a gauge and pretty much know the unit in and out. It's not genius work but the negatives: (1) these jobs can be difficult to get without knowing the right people at the facility. (2)shift work isn't for everybody. But you get used to it. It's better than 14 & 14 hitches offshore.
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Why didn’t Governor Tampon Tom do anything about this?


That's Tampon Tim to you buddy.

re: Monks in the French Quarter

Posted by RibsandWhiskey on 12/29/25 at 3:03 pm to
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Is no one working legit jobs anymore?


There's plenty money to make in the monk trade.
No human can fart quite like a dog.
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Grab the first burger, take a bite, no patty,


Basically the same thing happened to me years ago. I was with some friends at a McDonalds, I ordered a big mac, took a bite, no patties. We laughed I took it back and they apologized. No big deal right? Got the second one back to the table, no patties. This time was even better. The person behind the counter then accused me of eating the patties and then returning the sandwich. I said who the frick has time or even thinks to do something like that. I had a bit of raised volume in my voice but I didn't kill the motherfricker. :lol:
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Laura Rutledge


She has absolutely been near the top of my list of women who just do it for me.
The bitchy lawyer for me all day. Then following closely behind is the son's latina girlfriend. Ali Larter and daughter are hot no doubt about it but their characters in this show knocks that shite down a notch.