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One of those ball sacks that you hang around your neck and squeeze between your arms
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You just have to be able to turn a valve wrench and be lazy and a smartass when maintenance comes in to get permits. That’s it!


This and know how to read a gauge and pretty much know the unit in and out. It's not genius work but the negatives: (1) these jobs can be difficult to get without knowing the right people at the facility. (2)shift work isn't for everybody. But you get used to it. It's better than 14 & 14 hitches offshore.
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Why didn’t Governor Tampon Tom do anything about this?


That's Tampon Tim to you buddy.

re: Monks in the French Quarter

Posted by RibsandWhiskey on 12/29/25 at 3:03 pm to
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Is no one working legit jobs anymore?


There's plenty money to make in the monk trade.
No human can fart quite like a dog.
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Grab the first burger, take a bite, no patty,


Basically the same thing happened to me years ago. I was with some friends at a McDonalds, I ordered a big mac, took a bite, no patties. We laughed I took it back and they apologized. No big deal right? Got the second one back to the table, no patties. This time was even better. The person behind the counter then accused me of eating the patties and then returning the sandwich. I said who the frick has time or even thinks to do something like that. I had a bit of raised volume in my voice but I didn't kill the motherfricker. :lol:
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Laura Rutledge


She has absolutely been near the top of my list of women who just do it for me.
The bitchy lawyer for me all day. Then following closely behind is the son's latina girlfriend. Ali Larter and daughter are hot no doubt about it but their characters in this show knocks that shite down a notch.
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Why not post this until it’s actually one light day from Earth?


Then how will the retards have time to go buy up all the toilet paper?

re: First time buying a bonnet

Posted by RibsandWhiskey on 12/11/25 at 7:50 am to
Wear it out in public with some slippers.
Of course. But that is A LOT of makeup.
Something about keeping all of their oil and cocaine for ourselves I think.
"Hey Charlie. Ever notice your kids have that year round tan"?
Not guilty. While sexy yes, there is something there that hints at she could possibly murder you in your sleep.
I wouldn't be in a rush to leave before she wakes up that's for damn sure.
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Those are baby making hips


That's a baby making arse.

re: Why don't you do Christmas?

Posted by RibsandWhiskey on 11/25/25 at 8:42 am to
I can't wait for people to start setting up their Christmas shite on July 4th. It's on it's way.
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They were told to by lobbyists representing the alcohol industry.

It's truly nothing more or less than that.


I guarantee big pharma had their grubby paws in there too. THC is known to alleviate pain.