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re: West Virginia - Daughter living in chicken coop stabs intruder, not arrested

Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

daughter living in a chicken coop



Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:08 pm to
Thats a pretty nice coop, I would live in it
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 7:07 pm to
The suspect that got stabbed and arrested:



The suspect that got arrested and the suspect that got away:

Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 7:51 pm to
She is sexy
Posted by FrontlineTiger
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 7:51 pm to
I think it's the stabbore. Morphodite
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
4911 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:27 pm to
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Thats a pretty nice coop, I would live in it

handle checks out
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20806 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:42 am to
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Why do you put "not arrested" in the title like it means something important. Do you think people should be arrested for self defense?


Because West Virginia considered a chicken coop as a legit residence.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109283 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:48 am to
quote:

Thats a pretty nice coop, I would live in it


You wish you could get a coop that nice. Just be happy with the large fridge you currently have.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18527 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:57 am to
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I am so confused



We know!
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2317 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Why do you put "not arrested" in the title like it means something important. Do you think people should be arrested for self defense?

Because West Virginia considered a chicken coop as a legit residence.


What does that have to do with the lack of an arrest?

Do you think people are only allowed to defend themselves in houses?
Posted by ImaObserver
Member since Aug 2019
2503 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 2:15 pm to
Shexter:
Obviously your post is not up to the high standards of the Daily Mail because you forgot to state the most important fact.
What is the price of the chicken coop?
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10190 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 2:20 pm to
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If you'd have told me this was in Kentucky and not West Virginia, I'd have believed you.


There's a string of counties that includes Greenup, Boyd, and Lawrence counties in Kentucky, and then extends across the Big Sandy into Wayne, Cabell, Lincoln, and Putnam counties where you can expect this to happen. I was surprised that this was in Kanawha County (Charleston). The West Virginia capital used to have some sense of sophistication to it once up a time. Seems that has pretty much "disapperated" since the 1980s.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4735 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 2:56 pm to
She had it on good authority that the chickens were holding their monthly high stakes poker game that night.
Posted by Mountaineerfan7
Virginia
Member since Oct 2008
765 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 8:25 pm to
The Kanawha Co Sheriffs office posted about this on April Fool's and I legit couldn't tell if it was a joke lol
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196572 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 8:29 pm to
You guys know me i've been hired as Chicken and Chikens family , at this time we ask for respect to privacy during this difficult time

ok I'll take 350 off the agreed ammount Chickem

g'dammit
This post was edited on 4/3/26 at 8:31 pm
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RIP Wayde
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Posted on 4/3/26 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46121 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 9:06 pm to
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My main question is, if you' re looking to steal money, why are you looking for it in a chicken coop?


Because West Virginia. Is there really any other explanation necessary?
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