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re: Well, its close to Valentine's..tell a story of how a girl in school wronged you
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:46 pm to SEClint
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:46 pm to SEClint
The year 2000. 6th grade. Spin the bottle.
I spin, and it miraculously lands on the girl I had a crush on since I was 4 years old. I can't believe it. I'm so happy and nervous at the same time.
She looks at the bottle, then up at me.
She then yells, "Yeah right! He has braces! Ew, no!" And her friends start laughing. Everyone starts laughing.
Pretty sure I maintained a smile and a fake laugh although my heart pretty much imploded in my chest. Not sure I spoke to anyone for a long time after that.
I spin, and it miraculously lands on the girl I had a crush on since I was 4 years old. I can't believe it. I'm so happy and nervous at the same time.
She looks at the bottle, then up at me.
She then yells, "Yeah right! He has braces! Ew, no!" And her friends start laughing. Everyone starts laughing.
Pretty sure I maintained a smile and a fake laugh although my heart pretty much imploded in my chest. Not sure I spoke to anyone for a long time after that.
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Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:46 pm to fareplay
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wtf does this mean
i was engaged to this chick in college
i moved to houston after i graduated to work
she stayed in BR and apparently started (? maybe continued) fooling around with former co-worker of mine who i guess had the hots for her
i found out because my roommate in houston had a GF at the time who knew co-worker's dad who was sharing the news his son was engaged
dodged that bullet i guarantee
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:46 pm to SEClint
Stood me up on a date to the state fair.
Moved on with my life and met my now wife a couple years later.
Moved on with my life and met my now wife a couple years later.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:47 pm to OweO
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The girl ate all the good candy, had her friend bring back the box with the candy no one wanted and to tell him she liked someone else...
That is the origin story for countless sociopathic CEO's who bang OT 10s and retire in Thailand.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:48 pm to biglego
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She fricked our cousin
Bama board
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:49 pm to CAD703X
Why can't you type it like this the first time
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:53 pm to SEClint
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tell a story of how a girl in school wronged you
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:54 pm to SEClint
Gave me the clap...
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:55 pm to kingbob
When I was 16, I was head over heels over this tall blonde that went to a neighboring high school. I was in love. We didn't go to the same high school, so I didn't know her day to day.
My football season ended, and they were still in the playoffs. She said yes to a date, and we were going to go eat and then to the football game where you walk around the stadium holding hands. It was going to be awesome.
I get to her house to pick her up with flowers. She's got two of her friends with her. Apparently I was just the ride to the football game for the three of them, since none of them had a car at the time.
Adult me wish I would have told her to go frick herself, but I took all three of them to eat (got in trouble for using my dad's credit card for the "emergency") and to the football game. They found someone else to take them home.
My senior prom date moved to Michigan the week before prom and didn't tell me until the night before they were moving. Why? She didn't know either. We went out a dozen times leading up, she had a dress. She was confused as well. It was strange. I found out later (via a snail mail later that I got 6 months later) that her mom had caught her dad cheating and was moving back to Michigan.
But to be "dating" someone who transferred out of school and moved across the country and I had no idea what happened. Teachers were asking me and I was like "I have no idea what happened. She called me Friday night and said she was moving to Michigan. We were supposed to go to the damn prom."
Actually ended up having great time going stag and dancing with every girl in my class. Went 37 for 38.
My football season ended, and they were still in the playoffs. She said yes to a date, and we were going to go eat and then to the football game where you walk around the stadium holding hands. It was going to be awesome.
I get to her house to pick her up with flowers. She's got two of her friends with her. Apparently I was just the ride to the football game for the three of them, since none of them had a car at the time.
Adult me wish I would have told her to go frick herself, but I took all three of them to eat (got in trouble for using my dad's credit card for the "emergency") and to the football game. They found someone else to take them home.
My senior prom date moved to Michigan the week before prom and didn't tell me until the night before they were moving. Why? She didn't know either. We went out a dozen times leading up, she had a dress. She was confused as well. It was strange. I found out later (via a snail mail later that I got 6 months later) that her mom had caught her dad cheating and was moving back to Michigan.
But to be "dating" someone who transferred out of school and moved across the country and I had no idea what happened. Teachers were asking me and I was like "I have no idea what happened. She called me Friday night and said she was moving to Michigan. We were supposed to go to the damn prom."
Actually ended up having great time going stag and dancing with every girl in my class. Went 37 for 38.
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:55 pm to SEClint
When I was in 7th grade I didn't get along with this chick very well. I liked her, but she made out with my buddy at a dance party and threw it in my face. After that I was a jerk to her, maybe more than I should've been, but she was a whore. Anyway, I'm walking my sister to her classroom (she was in 5th grade) and this chick walks up and says "your brother has a tiny penis". So what does my sister do? She tells my parents. So now, my parents are questioning me about my "sexual knowledge", my sister is telling her 11 year old friends about my centimeter-peter, and I still didn't get to make out with anyone at the dance party.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:56 pm to Mufassa
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This chick I was seeing made out with another dude at a party in exchange for a cigarette. Needless to say she's doing great things now.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:57 pm to SEClint
She kept my Johnny Cash/Grateful Dead shirt and won't give it back. That bitch. That's my favorite shirt and you can't buy it anywhere.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 2:57 pm to SEClint
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I loved it when shite like that happened. Gave you something to laugh and talk about all day.
All day? That was something people would talk about all week.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:03 pm to HempHead
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That's my favorite shirt and you can't buy it anywhere.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:05 pm to SEClint
I was wronged by at least 5 girls in HS that all hinted at wanting the secks from me instead telling me outright. Because I was 16-18 at the time I didn't pick up on the hints until years later when thinking back on the situations. Selfish skanks 
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:08 pm to soccerfüt
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soccerfüt
Yes, really. It was a print from a headshop that no longer exists.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:10 pm to SEClint
Really? Get over it
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:14 pm to SEClint
Heard a rumor my GF in 8th grade was only with me because she wanted a date to the end of year dance.
I confronted her on it and she denied. We stayed together and went to the dance.
She broke up with me the next day.
25 years later she's fat and single..... Karma's a bitch
I confronted her on it and she denied. We stayed together and went to the dance.
She broke up with me the next day.
25 years later she's fat and single..... Karma's a bitch
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:16 pm to SEClint
Side piece put me on facebook blast
Tragically unnecessary
Tragically unnecessary
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:20 pm to SEClint
9th grade. She dated a guy behind my back. I said Frick this!!! I see her on occasion. When I do, I think of the Garth Brooks song... Thank God for unanswered prayers!
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