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re: Weird quirks your dog has...
Posted on 5/19/20 at 12:54 am to cubsfan5150
Posted on 5/19/20 at 12:54 am to cubsfan5150
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Before I had my dogs balls cut off and in turn he got fat, he always tried to shite on something and more times than not it was a tree so he'd literally be shitting while doing a partial hand stand.
Did he end up having shite tracks down his balls?
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 12:55 am
Posted on 5/19/20 at 12:58 am to Masterag
When my dog is on the couch and I'm sitting in my chair, if I get up he jumps down and gets in his kennel.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 1:34 am to Masterag
When my dog scratches at the door to go outside to piss/shite, she will not go between me and the door (under my arm, holding the doorknob). She goes around me and goes out between me and the wall. She’s in front of the door when I open it. She backs up as it opens, then circles around me and goes out. She won’t just go straight forward out the door, between me and the door.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 2:41 am to Masterag
Not much of a quirk. Attempt to close in on me without my dog between us, he’ll dethrone your balls or twat, whatever you have. Friendly 120lb pussy outside of that.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 2:43 am to theantiquetiger
I have 2 dogs and they use the couch as there little king of the mountain game. And if someone gets up from the couch - well you’ve lost that spot. Love those fukers.
We have a sofa in another room but they have no interest in that one.
My friend dog busted his arse on some small steps in his house and till the day he died that dog would go up those little two steps but never down them
We have a sofa in another room but they have no interest in that one.
My friend dog busted his arse on some small steps in his house and till the day he died that dog would go up those little two steps but never down them
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:00 am to stuntman
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Anytime I put my dog on the leash, she ends up turning around, biting the bottom part of the leash and keeps it in her mouth until she finally takes a shite.
The mental image of this is cracking me the frick up
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:12 am to Masterag
My childhood dog was not allowed past the kitchen per my father's orders.
She would like down on the edge of the entryway into the living room and put one paw onto the hardwood floor just to test my dad.
She would like down on the edge of the entryway into the living room and put one paw onto the hardwood floor just to test my dad.
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 3:14 am
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:19 am to Masterag
My youngest chow will hop back and forth when I get her hedgehog squeaky toy and throw it in the air to herself with her mouth and paw it around the yard like she’s kicking a soccer ball with her paws. It’s crazy as shite how well she can do it. She’s a rescue and was an only dog with the previous owner, so I think that’s how she learned to entertain herself.
My oldest will hoard little round bouncy squeak toys when she has a litter that’s still young. She’ll also sit on her back legs in the hallway and look towards my room like there’s a ghost in it.
My middle boy will run full speed back and forth through the house and slam on the brakes in front of the vacuum cleaner, bark like he does with me when he wants to play, paw at it, boop it with his nose and roll around all crazy on his back. He does the same shite when someone’s vacuuming. The rest of em are terrified of it.
My oldest will hoard little round bouncy squeak toys when she has a litter that’s still young. She’ll also sit on her back legs in the hallway and look towards my room like there’s a ghost in it.
My middle boy will run full speed back and forth through the house and slam on the brakes in front of the vacuum cleaner, bark like he does with me when he wants to play, paw at it, boop it with his nose and roll around all crazy on his back. He does the same shite when someone’s vacuuming. The rest of em are terrified of it.
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 3:21 am
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:41 am to Masterag
I don’t have a dog currently, bud I had a Lab who would grab his blanket with his teeth and drag it out to the middle of company visiting me and immediately start humping it.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 4:27 am to Masterag
Six year old Rottweiler has one specific soft toy since she was a pup. She brings it to bed with her every night. If she forgets it she cries till she can bring it to the room. Like a kid with a teddy bear.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 5:24 am to jcolding41
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How did you like the maltese? Are they people friendly? I have heard mixed reviews
Very sweet dogs. They are called lap dogs for a good reason. If you have small children they will not be the playing, fetch the ball type by any means. They like to be held and need that attention. As they get older they sleep every chance they can.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:13 am to Masterag
Her food bowl is in the kitchen. When she eats, she gets a mouthful of food, walks it to the den, drops it in the floor, then eats it. She repeats this process until the bowl is empty. She’s done this since she was a puppy.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:19 am to Masterag
Used a bark collar that only beeped no shock to try and stop our little terrier mutt from barking at every little damn squirrel that walked by outside the fence. It worked.
The beep tone is similar to my phone's text notification chime. So now every time I get a text and she hears it, she will lay down by my feet looking up with a wtf expression I wasn't doing anything wrong.

The beep tone is similar to my phone's text notification chime. So now every time I get a text and she hears it, she will lay down by my feet looking up with a wtf expression I wasn't doing anything wrong.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:21 am to Masterag
My pitbull grabs you around the neck with his teeth and tries to shake you like a rag doll when he’s ready to play
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:28 am to eddieray
My tiny chihuahua “smiles” when she’s happy to see you. My terrier mutt is neurotic and on Prozac. 
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:41 am to Masterag
My GSP sucks on a blanket like a pacifier and whines while she does it. Drives me crazy but its the only thing that calms her.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:42 am to Masterag
I have a Great Dane that is an absolute goober. She is deathly afraid of bicycles when on walks though. Gets full tail tucked and freaked out every time.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:44 am to Masterag
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:49 am to Masterag
Mine will sit and cross his front legs while staring at me from about 6 feet. He watches any movement. If I make a move with my feet as though I will stand up, he will run to the kitchen where all of the food and dog snacks are kept.
If I ignore him and am using my iPad while sitting on the couch, he may jump up next to me and put his big paw on my arm. It seems to mean, “The treats are in the kitchen and it s time for us to go in there and get one!”
If I ignore him and am using my iPad while sitting on the couch, he may jump up next to me and put his big paw on my arm. It seems to mean, “The treats are in the kitchen and it s time for us to go in there and get one!”
Posted on 5/19/20 at 7:00 am to Masterag
My Akita is startled by his own farts, will look towards his butt like WTF just happened.
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