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Posted on 5/19/20 at 12:54 am to
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
11169 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 12:54 am to
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Before I had my dogs balls cut off and in turn he got fat, he always tried to shite on something and more times than not it was a tree so he'd literally be shitting while doing a partial hand stand.




Did he end up having shite tracks down his balls?

This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 12:55 am
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5253 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 12:58 am to
When my dog is on the couch and I'm sitting in my chair, if I get up he jumps down and gets in his kennel.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Member since Feb 2005
20083 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 1:34 am to
When my dog scratches at the door to go outside to piss/shite, she will not go between me and the door (under my arm, holding the doorknob). She goes around me and goes out between me and the wall. She’s in front of the door when I open it. She backs up as it opens, then circles around me and goes out. She won’t just go straight forward out the door, between me and the door.
Posted by Phantom17
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
225 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 2:41 am to
Not much of a quirk. Attempt to close in on me without my dog between us, he’ll dethrone your balls or twat, whatever you have. Friendly 120lb pussy outside of that.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13383 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 2:43 am to
I have 2 dogs and they use the couch as there little king of the mountain game. And if someone gets up from the couch - well you’ve lost that spot. Love those fukers.
We have a sofa in another room but they have no interest in that one.
My friend dog busted his arse on some small steps in his house and till the day he died that dog would go up those little two steps but never down them
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:00 am to
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Anytime I put my dog on the leash, she ends up turning around, biting the bottom part of the leash and keeps it in her mouth until she finally takes a shite.

The mental image of this is cracking me the frick up what kind of dog?
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4941 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:12 am to
My childhood dog was not allowed past the kitchen per my father's orders.

She would like down on the edge of the entryway into the living room and put one paw onto the hardwood floor just to test my dad.
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 3:14 am
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:19 am to
My youngest chow will hop back and forth when I get her hedgehog squeaky toy and throw it in the air to herself with her mouth and paw it around the yard like she’s kicking a soccer ball with her paws. It’s crazy as shite how well she can do it. She’s a rescue and was an only dog with the previous owner, so I think that’s how she learned to entertain herself.
My oldest will hoard little round bouncy squeak toys when she has a litter that’s still young. She’ll also sit on her back legs in the hallway and look towards my room like there’s a ghost in it.
My middle boy will run full speed back and forth through the house and slam on the brakes in front of the vacuum cleaner, bark like he does with me when he wants to play, paw at it, boop it with his nose and roll around all crazy on his back. He does the same shite when someone’s vacuuming. The rest of em are terrified of it.
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 3:21 am
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 3:41 am to
I don’t have a dog currently, bud I had a Lab who would grab his blanket with his teeth and drag it out to the middle of company visiting me and immediately start humping it.
Posted by m1kedat1ger
Dark side of moon
Member since Oct 2013
550 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 4:27 am to
Six year old Rottweiler has one specific soft toy since she was a pup. She brings it to bed with her every night. If she forgets it she cries till she can bring it to the room. Like a kid with a teddy bear.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26451 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 5:24 am to
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How did you like the maltese? Are they people friendly? I have heard mixed reviews


Very sweet dogs. They are called lap dogs for a good reason. If you have small children they will not be the playing, fetch the ball type by any means. They like to be held and need that attention. As they get older they sleep every chance they can.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:13 am to
Her food bowl is in the kitchen. When she eats, she gets a mouthful of food, walks it to the den, drops it in the floor, then eats it. She repeats this process until the bowl is empty. She’s done this since she was a puppy.
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
6810 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:19 am to
Used a bark collar that only beeped no shock to try and stop our little terrier mutt from barking at every little damn squirrel that walked by outside the fence. It worked.

The beep tone is similar to my phone's text notification chime. So now every time I get a text and she hears it, she will lay down by my feet looking up with a wtf expression I wasn't doing anything wrong.

Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19522 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:21 am to
My pitbull grabs you around the neck with his teeth and tries to shake you like a rag doll when he’s ready to play
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36778 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:28 am to
My tiny chihuahua “smiles” when she’s happy to see you. My terrier mutt is neurotic and on Prozac.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:41 am to
My GSP sucks on a blanket like a pacifier and whines while she does it. Drives me crazy but its the only thing that calms her.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:42 am to
I have a Great Dane that is an absolute goober. She is deathly afraid of bicycles when on walks though. Gets full tail tucked and freaked out every time.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82488 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:44 am to
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Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 6:49 am to
Mine will sit and cross his front legs while staring at me from about 6 feet. He watches any movement. If I make a move with my feet as though I will stand up, he will run to the kitchen where all of the food and dog snacks are kept.
If I ignore him and am using my iPad while sitting on the couch, he may jump up next to me and put his big paw on my arm. It seems to mean, “The treats are in the kitchen and it s time for us to go in there and get one!”
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
5127 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 7:00 am to
My Akita is startled by his own farts, will look towards his butt like WTF just happened.
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