US Women’s National Team Soccer players get engaged to each other

Ain't that a kick in the head

What does Clay Matthews have to do with this?

Brunette, blonde.

Terrible news though. Before this you could assume you had a chance with the long haired players.

Lesbians are like little kids. Do they think they’re gonna play house?

Grow up and marry a man

I didn’t know Ali K was gay. I thought she was married. I always found her hot.

Still can't figure out why one always looks like a man, acts like a man. But they don't want a man.

Well, no doubt about who wears the strapon.

They kind look alike but I don't get why they want a woman who looks like a man. If you a lesbian that's fine. Get a woman who looks like a woman, otherwise just get a man. Same thing with gay men. Dont get an old soft arse dude that's feminine if you like men, get a dude that looks like a man.

I like that they make it easy to tell who's pitching and who's catching.

Makes it easier to flap to.