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re: US Women’s National Team Soccer players get engaged to each other

Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:22 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:22 am to
when i clicked on the thread i was thinking "please both be hot"

disappointed
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60075 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:23 am to
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if you like men, get a dude that looks like a man.

It’s a mental illness
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3618 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:27 am to
They look like sisters.
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:29 am to
I wanna watch.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4228 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:30 am to
One legit question ive always had about this sort of thing....

Coaches like to pull curfew and such to keep the players rested before a game. As the great Casey Stengel once said:

"Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in."

So, like, how does that work in this scenario? Does the coach look the other way? Are they worried about leaving a gold medal on the sheets, so to say?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33733 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:35 am to
I’d be first in line for that FFM

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:38 am to
Their kid will probably be really good at soccer.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26294 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:28 am to
Something something Hope Solo something Arby’s
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:57 am to
Well bless their hearts
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:06 am to
It’s always funny to me how one of them always has to play the masculine role in these relationships. If you’re attracted to females, wouldn’t you be drawn to female characteristics rather than male? I’ll never truly understand this stuff I suppose.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:16 am to
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Lesbians are like little kids. Do they think they’re gonna play house?


It's a sick f'ing world we live in.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36134 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:19 am to
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I like that they make it easy to tell who's pitching and who's catching.


Presumably they both only have mitts. What is there to "catch"?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85471 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:20 am to
The brunette will get bored with the strap on and will crave a real penis inside her
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21085 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:23 am to
See how one of them even dresses as the "man" of the relationship?

they're fighting against nature. mental illness.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70467 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:26 am to
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So, like, how does that work in this scenario? Does the coach look the other way? Are they worried about leaving a gold medal on the sheets, so to say?




Coach jill Ellis probably has a late night meeting with them concerning how to lick, I mean earn, more playing time.

Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:29 am to
I wonder which one wears the strapon.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:30 am to
shite like this makes it clear it's not natural, but just a mental issue. One obviously plays the "male" role, so I bet wears a strap-on on her suit. Which is hot to watch, but dont try to sell it's "equal" to hetero marriage. Can/will never be.

On a side note: Womens sports suck.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2423 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:31 am to
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They look like sisters.


Scissor sisters that is
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:37 am to
The brunette better not be left alone with Fabio though. Could test her "natural born lesbianism".

Lesbians are mostly rejected straight chicks.
Figs mostly have daddy issues.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141055 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:57 am to
One does look like she is turning into a dude.
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