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re: UPDATE: World's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, *NOT* dead at 193+ years old
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:05 pm to Fat and Happy
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:05 pm to Fat and Happy
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Harambe
Harambe was murdered.
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:15 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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RIP Harambe
Turtleheads out for Jonathan!
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:15 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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dead at 193+ years old
Jonathan is like those old black ladies who say they’re 125 with no verification
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:25 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Remember reading up about this tortoise last year. RIP big dawg. Doesn’t someone on this board live on an island right next to St. Helena? 
this board never ceases to amaze
this board never ceases to amaze Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:32 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
There is a 200 year old pea sized snail named Gerald somewhere right now saying, "frick you, Jonathan!".
RIP, Ol' boy. You were the true embodiment of "Taking it easy".
ETA: The good news is that now they can cut him in half and count his rings to get a true record of his age.
RIP, Ol' boy. You were the true embodiment of "Taking it easy".
ETA: The good news is that now they can cut him in half and count his rings to get a true record of his age.
This post was edited on 4/2/26 at 6:41 am
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:35 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Rookie numbers
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:35 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
When he was born, the then President of the US, thought the world was flat.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:38 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
My kids are all in their 30’s. About 15 years ago I told them they would probably live to be 200. I’m more convinced of that now than ever.
Harvard researchers have already made cells “younger” in lab mice, and they are starting experiments to do the same in human organs.
Harvard researchers have already made cells “younger” in lab mice, and they are starting experiments to do the same in human organs.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 4:14 pm to Penrod
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My kids are all in their 30’s. About 15 years ago I told them they would probably live to be 200.
Aw, to hell with that! I'm only 46 and ready to check out.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 4:53 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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Jonathan the tortoise, dead at 193+ years old
Did they verify his birth certificate to confirm his age?
If not mark it with an asterisk.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 4:58 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
I’ve never heard of this fella. Really amazing that he got to live that long.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 5:59 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Think of the things he saw in his lifetime.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 6:03 pm to kywildcatfanone
Not feeling so good myself
Posted on 4/1/26 at 6:05 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Jon the Tortoise is alive and kicking.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Friends of the British Overseas Territories has confirmed that the real Joe Hollins does not have an X account, and that Jonathan the Tortoise is alive. This account is soliciting crypto donations, has recently changed its username.
x.com/robertmidgley0…
Posted on 4/1/26 at 6:44 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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The world's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, dead at 193+ years old
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There was always going to be the last vet to care for Jonathan.
Not on my watch!
Glad I am not them, though.
Not on my watch!
Glad I am not them, though.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 6:47 pm to 777Tiger
quote:damn I was thinking yall were about to tell me 777 passed away
The world's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, dead at 193+ years old
Posted on 4/1/26 at 6:57 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
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The Governor of St Helena, Nigel Phillips, has confirmed Jonathan Tortoise is alive and well - he has just checked on him. This post is false and the real Joe Hollins does not have an X account.
Damn! April Fools hoodwinked a bunch of us with this one.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 6:58 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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