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re: UPDATE: 8 year old neighbour has now gifted me Keychain
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:15 am to Obtuse1
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:15 am to Obtuse1
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Arguendo this is real I am surprised nobody suggested going through a parent, preferably the father first.
Should have been the first response. Let the dad know that you want to encourage her entrepreneurial spirit. Don't give her the letter without talking to him.
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Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:40 am to SirWinston
Benny Mardones wrote a song about this.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:45 am to CocomoLSU
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Mate? Lad?
Since when do you pretend to speak like that?
Years now. He tried convincing people on the political board that he's British, Aussie, or a New Zealander. Can't remember exactly which one.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 11:36 am to Tigerroar73
quote:trillhog would appreciate the tenor of this thread.
Biggest pedo thread I've ever seen on TD.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 11:49 am to SirWinston
Sounds like she has strong xx chromosomes. She is being super nice to get you to open your wallet and spend money on her. Her mom has taught her well.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 11:52 am to SirWinston
How do you know she wrote them with her left hand?
Perv.
Perv.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 11:54 am to SirWinston
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I wrote the below letter (aside her invite) but thought I should get approval that it's not totally weird to send this.
If you are exchanging hand written notes with an 8 year old neighborhood girl, you are already lucky not to be in jail or shot dead. Also, if you, a single 40s something guy, show up to an 8 year old neighbor girl's "sticker sale," you are absolutely a menace who probably should be shot.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 11:54 am to SirWinston
This is a.strange alibi for when you get caught.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 11:57 am to Oates Mustache
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Years now. He tried convincing people on the political board that he's British, Aussie, or a New Zealander. Can't remember exactly which one.
He's also got a thing for Dylan Mulvaney.
Just a weird character.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 12:03 pm to SirWinston
This whole post is creepy AF. Why even consider interacting with an 8 year old that you are not related to.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 12:38 pm to SirWinston
Is this serious?
Jesus Christ dude! You wrote a letter to an 8 year old you don't know. You know the mom is keeping it and waiting for a moment to say "Look, he even writes notes to her!"
Jesus Christ dude! You wrote a letter to an 8 year old you don't know. You know the mom is keeping it and waiting for a moment to say "Look, he even writes notes to her!"
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:04 pm to Jake88
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When I was a kid I interacted with several adults in my neighborhood. Made the area feel like it was my own, my place.
I remember the few times me and another kid sold kool aid when older kids came, we had to tell them we didn't sell any yet.. Some time someone came to us and said they wanted to buy a cup so he gave us a $1, when we went to get the change, he saw were the money was and took it from us...
One time another kid down the road, his older brother had just got his drivers license.. We were outside selling and it had rained hard that morning so there was water in the gutters. His brother was coming down the road and at first it looked like he was pulling over, but he hit the water in the gutter.. we were soaked, the table feel over with everything falling to the ground.. We used to get a lesson.. Don't let anyone know how much you made and always get revenge when someone does something to you. About an hour after getting sprayed with gutter water we went let the air out of two of his tires
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:31 pm to Obtuse1
Yea, really. If this isn’t a troll post, ditch the letter and communicate via her parents.
We’ve got a 9 year old girl as a neighbor that looks up to my wife. The minute she approaches the fence, I politely tell her to hold on and I get my wife, or I’ll ask her to get her Dad.
Best to be beyond reproach, unless you want Dateline nbc at your door
We’ve got a 9 year old girl as a neighbor that looks up to my wife. The minute she approaches the fence, I politely tell her to hold on and I get my wife, or I’ll ask her to get her Dad.
Best to be beyond reproach, unless you want Dateline nbc at your door
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:33 pm to SirWinston
quote:mate, you’re bloody barmy…you realize that, right?
SirWinston
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:35 pm to Roy Curado
No kidding, I feel like I’m reading the preface of a future 48 hours episode.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:45 pm to SirWinston
She’s at the age where they want to sell stuff by the street and probably dropping flyers to all the neighbors. My boys did lemonade stands.
Go and buy a sticker you cheapskate.
Go and buy a sticker you cheapskate.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:51 pm to SirWinston
You should definitely give "Young Abby" the benefit of your wisdom, advertising and marketing advice. What could possibly go wrong? The girls in my neighborhood commonly stop cars in the street in front of their lemonade stand as though operating a drive-thru window service ... while wearing bikinis. Business model borrowed from their moms, former Hooters servers who are sitting in the shade counting the money.
Where the heck did you find this penpal scenario? on social media?
Where the heck did you find this penpal scenario? on social media?
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:53 pm to SquatchDawg
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She’s at the age where they want to sell stuff by the street and probably dropping flyers to all the neighbors. My boys did lemonade stands.
Go and buy a sticker you cheapskate.
While this is actually what is happening, he couldn't simply go over, buy a sticker and leave. He'd have to interact... and make it all creepy as hell. You know he would.
"My, what cute stickers you have. What others do you have? Fancy a look at my sticker collection? How do you feel about Bryson DeChambeau?"
Crap like that.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:58 pm to MemphisGuy
This thread needs to vanish ASAP
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:59 pm to Riverside
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lso couldn’t hurt with your prospects with the mom
No doubt. Moms always throw themselves at lonely middle aged chomos when they slide hand written notes & five dollar bills to their daughter.
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