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Posted on 4/29/26 at 3:31 pm to litenin
Just tell them the following “absolutely it’s for sale! I’ll need $1 million per acre, that’s 1 million cleared NOT before taxes. So you figure up what the taxes will be and pay that as long as I get my one million per. Also you pay all attorney and closing fees. I will not breakup any land, you must buy all 750 acres and I’ll throw in my house.”
Posted on 4/29/26 at 3:35 pm to litenin
Did Stacy call you? She had a crew in my neighborhood Saturday and wanted to know if I would like my trees trimmed.
My little gem magnolias said no.
My little gem magnolias said no.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 3:39 pm to CleverUserName
This thread reminded me of a text I got from one of these assholes, and they actually responded.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 4:22 pm to litenin
My personal favorites are the unsolicited calls from local area agents telling me they can get top of market, and then trying to ask me questions about my house they would know if they did the slightest bit of research.
Also - those texts are the people trying to buy your house for cash for 40-50% below market so they can flip it.
Also - those texts are the people trying to buy your house for cash for 40-50% below market so they can flip it.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:40 pm to litenin
I get them as well but for a house I do not own in Florida.
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:41 pm to litenin
What’s your number? I wanna put an offer in.
Monopoly cash bro.
Monopoly cash bro.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:52 pm to litenin
I'll pay you 35,000 for your trailer and land
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:17 pm to litenin
I always respond with the “number” it’s going to take. I know it’s probably a scam lead generator but my house is always for sale at the right price.
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:37 pm to Hangover Haven
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I usually tell them $1.5 million... They don't follow up...
Well, that certainly is ambitious for a double-wide…
Posted on 4/29/26 at 7:39 pm to litenin
They want to buy my property in states where I dont own any. It is a scam and they should never get your response.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 7:46 pm to litenin
I have spoken to some. They all want to know how old the roof, A/C, and paint job are. They want the kitchen remodeled and to have newer double paned windows. They want you to accept 10 % less than home value, then subtract from that price the cost of everything they want to upgrade.
I guess they are looking for desperate people.
I guess they are looking for desperate people.
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:05 pm to RichJ
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Well, that certainly is ambitious for a double-wide…
That’s because it’s a triple wide…
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:42 am to litenin
Those places are looking to get you over a barrel. They want people who will sell super low because they are desperate and they can stand to make a profit even after whatever necessary repairs are made. Stay away.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:53 am to Jake88
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They want to buy my property in states where I dont own any. It is a scam and they should never get your response
Yeah, most of it is just throwing shite at a wall looking to take advantage of a desperate, usually older person.
I get a lot about property I own in Pensacola Florida but 50 times more about the apartment I simply rent in Brooklyn.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:40 am to Hangover Haven
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:31 am to boxcarbarney
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I've had to use the option on my iphone where every call that isn't in my contacts has to leave a message before it rings my phone.
One of the best features ever created IMHO
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:16 am to wm72
It's a numbers game usually what happens is someone wants to sell quickly without doing any work. If I can get a discount to make that happen I buy the house if not on to the next one. I can assure you that no one that knows anything about real estate is going to take 30k off the purchase price and do the work for 2 reasons 1. Me doing the work isn't free and 2. If you do the work and its include in the purchase price it adds a few thousand to the down payment and goes into the loan. If I do the work after closing it costs me 30k.
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