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re: Uganda general claims his army could capture Tehran in 14 days

Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:33 pm to
Uganda be kidding me..
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
49992 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:34 pm to
That's cute, honey
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71032 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:35 pm to
I love the energy. Let's give them a ride and let the boys eat.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18512 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:35 pm to
Uganda over here shite talking Iran.

Let's go. Tell them to go in there and handle our small work and we will make it worth their time and effort.

Ugandan General:

Iran?

We frick up Iran.

2 weeks.
This post was edited on 3/30/26 at 12:36 pm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33499 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:49 pm to
Joseph Kony trolling Iran on X in 2026

He has fared much better than the public masturbator that started Kony 2012
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19697 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:53 pm to
Last week China told him to say this to try and undermine US military might. So the general did exactly as Xi commanded him to do.

Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
2226 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:22 pm to
Love this idea! Especially with the “NUCLEAR” fire work.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20760 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Get there
Kampala, Uganda
Tehran, Tehran Province, Iran
Drive 94h 37m
.
6,797 km
94h 37m (6,797 km)
via Route 1


The distance from Kampala, Uganda to Tehran, Iran is 4,224 miles.
They may wish to start walking yesterday.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28550 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Uganda general claims his army could capture Tehran in 14 days

Go for it!
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16615 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

He couldn't capture Baton Rouge in 14 days
True.
North Baton Rouge is a much more heavily armed Uganda, but with a less disciplined regime.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1845 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:52 pm to
Teedy musta been making trips there to get his confidence up.

A single brigade of Ugandans couldn't find their asses with both hands.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55443 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Commander of the Uganda People’s Defence Forces Muhoozi Kainerugaba stated that his country’s army allegedly could take control of the capital of Iran within two weeks.

Writing these days is so poor! He surely did not say that his army “allegedly could…” Maybe he allegedly said that they could, though.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55443 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 2:32 pm to
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You give them 5 billion, they are all retiring before the job is even done.

This is a guy who has been to Africa!
Posted by Squedunk
Texas Hill Country
Member since Jun 2008
890 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Uganda is a poor and relatively small landlocked African country. It gained particular notoriety under dictator Idi Amin, known for his eccentric and provocative actions, including declaring himself Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, declaring war on the United States, and the next day announcing a victorious victory.


I mean, why not my Lord.
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
6194 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 4:39 pm to
Dam, the plane is things I have never seen.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37505 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 4:42 pm to
He does not lack ambition or confidence.
Posted by eiasjsf
Ellensburg, Washington
Member since Sep 2009
525 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12139 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:44 pm to
Well there’s no doubt his army is swinging a bunch of big dicks. Let him have a shot at Iran and if he succeeds reap the rewards.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55960 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Give them the job. $5 billion and another 5 for getting it done on time.



You give them 5 billion, they are all retiring before the job is even done.


The US government waste that much on social programs and learing centers.
Posted by Frank Belavis
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2020
376 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:55 pm to
Let them fight
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