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re: Two hundred chimpanzees in Uganda are embroiled in a ‘civil war’
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:05 am to Tigerfan1999
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:05 am to Tigerfan1999
Page 1?
Edit: damn... missed it!
Edit: damn... missed it!
This post was edited on 4/10/26 at 11:06 am
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:18 am to JoeyP239
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How do chimps kill each other?
This may be the start of a great argument for gun rights.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:46 am to Tigerfan1999
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I recommend y’all check out chimp empire.
No thanks, I'd rather not go to Atlanta again.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:07 pm to Shexter
It's starting to make sense.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:13 pm to Shexter
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Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
They're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature
who would squander the ability
to lift an eye to heaven
conscious of its fleeting time here.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:13 pm to Shexter
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Much like in a civil war, the group fractured into two. Then one faction began killing their former group mates on the other side,
In 160 years, the Chimp descendants will start threads on their version of the OT with titles like "160 years ago today, the first shots were fired at Fort Uganda."
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:16 pm to Shexter
Central need to stop being such bitches and take the fight to the west.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:21 pm to Shexter
Sounds like they were disrespected.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:30 pm to Shexter
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And Mitani is “rarely surprised by what they do,” Sandel adds.
The fatigue is real here too.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:31 pm to Shexter
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so at least some of them also may have been victims of Western chimpanzee aggression.
So, economic sanctions first - we cut off their supply of bananas.
If that doesn't work, we have the CIA supply arms to the Centrals.
Then later on we'll end up having to bomb the Western clan.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:35 pm to Shexter
The ooh oohs vs the aah aahs.
We said never again!
We said never again!
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:37 pm to Shexter
The CIA is funding both sides of this
Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:40 pm to Shexter
quote:A man-made construct, chimpanzees don’t care what we call a specific patch of ground.
in Uganda
To understand this event, one must think like a Chimpanzee.

Posted on 4/10/26 at 12:50 pm to soccerfüt
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A man-made construct, chimpanzees don’t care what we call a specific patch of ground
Until....

Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:05 pm to Shexter
Space Odyssey and Kubrick showed us this timeline 50 yrs ago.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:08 pm to Shexter
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The clusters began to separate geographically and socially. By 2017, the two groups occupied entirely distinct territories and patrolled their borders against outsiders. The following year, deadly violence ensued.
Between 2018 and 2024, the researchers witnessed Western adults kill seven males and 17 infants from the Central group, the paper reports. An additional 14 adolescent or adult Central males disappeared during that time, and their bodies were never recovered—these males hadn’t shown signs of illness, so at least some of them also may have been victims of Western chimpanzee aggression. Sandel’s team has documented at least two more attacks on Central males since the data analysis for this study ended in 2024.
This isn’t a war. It is a one sided massacre.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:19 pm to Shexter
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scientists estimate that chimpanzee communities split, on average, every 500 years.
I'm just trying to grasp this part.
How the hell would they know that?
I'm also wondering which side wears red and which side wears blue.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 1:25 pm to Shexter
Admins already told me I’m on my last strike. I’m sitting this one out.
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