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re: Top Israeli Mobster Gets Smoked (NSFW)

Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:07 am to
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3975 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Safe to say those “bodyguards” are now out of a job

Could just be two of his paddleball friends.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
69236 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:09 am to
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Didn't realize how many trained hitmen we have on TD
I just got my Mossad hitman card in the mail yesterday.

They even sent me a cool pager for secure comms. They said only use it when they contact me using their secret number.

Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
26284 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:21 am to
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Mossad 100%
quote:


More like 0%.


Mossad would have never done that in front of a camera. They'd have already known where every camera was.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
10145 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:21 am to
Was the shooter wearing a Riverland Cap?
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6823 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:23 am to
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Mossad would have never done that in front of a camera. They'd have already known where every camera was.



According to lore, they'd have used the camera to kill him and send his family the bill with interest.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
94512 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:25 am to
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Mossad is an intel agency.


Like the CIA is an "intel agency".

Posted by ExtraGravy
Member since Nov 2018
982 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:28 am to
did he also shoot the guy in white?

about 23 seconds in, the guy in white starts to run away while the guy in blue just kind of turns in circles standing there looking confused. Gunman points gun and then runs.

around 30 seconds in, guy in white is cornered in the yard while gunman is in street and points at him again. Guy in white seems to clutch at his stomach and then knee, but gunman runs off and guy in white seems able to walk.

I can't tell if the guy in white was also hit, or the gunman fired at him.
Posted by Breauxsif
Washington
Member since May 2012
23887 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:32 am to
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You think that assassin didn't have special ops training in his career?

Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1282 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:56 am to
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Didn't realize how many trained hitmen we have on TD


Yes, add "License to Kill", to the typical OT baller profile.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4405 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:22 am to
So clemenza was right. make the gun super loud and everyone will freak out and look away, even guys with body counts apparently.

The Godfather man, rarely wrong.
Posted by UnclePat76
McHenry County Illinois
Member since Sep 2004
3961 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:23 am to
[quote]Safe to say those “bodyguards” are now out of a job[

You want a job Ernie?
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
4492 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:25 pm to
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Must be pretty hard to align your target when it's a head that is about 3 inches away from your gun.


In those circumstances, you don't know if someone will hit your arm or your target will quickly move or something else unexpected would happen. If you don't think that it matters to maximize every aspect of target control with a sidearm in those moments, you are at odds with every element of special forces on planet earth.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105538 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:33 pm to
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They said only use it when they contact me using their secret number.


Is the number 522666?
Posted by NorthstarinLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
2829 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:45 pm to
His guards were pretty useless and looked pretty scared. The assassin was cool calm and collected.
Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
717 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

So clemenza was right. make the gun super loud and everyone will freak out and look away, even guys with body counts apparently

quote:

The Godfather man, rarely wrong

The bodyguards froze up like Fredo when Vito got shot.
Posted by NotStupid
Member since Jul 2026
183 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 1:03 pm to
The two guys he was with were definitely in on it. How did the assassin know to enter the restaurant right when they were leaving? And the two guys he was with barely did anything
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5412 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 1:05 pm to
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How did the assassin know to enter the restaurant right when they were leaving?


Is it that hard to imagine a spotter inside that called him and said they were leaving?
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
7672 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 1:28 pm to
He forgot the double-tap.
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9679 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 1:31 pm to
Guy in white clearly not in on it. He ran like a rabbit.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56746 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 2:16 pm to
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Didn't realize how many trained hitmen we have on TD


What, are you kidding?

Fuhgeddaboutit.

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