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re: Tonight I discovered an new level of pure unadulterated hell

Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:31 am to
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43223 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:31 am to
There's an option.....move away from Louisiana
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53979 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:32 am to
I would have left
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38915 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:33 am to
Damn

I smelled her through this post



Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1143 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:34 am to
You're better than me. Why did you stay there? I would have moved the second I smelled it. Life it too short to smell shite in enclosed spaces.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16936 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:39 am to
quote:

a family friend was graduating


You could have just not gone and sent a gift. They wouldn’t have cared.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48691 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:40 am to
quote:

She was so fat she had a front arse


Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47850 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:50 am to
lol these are the posts I come to the OT for
Posted by dietcoke7
LA
Member since Aug 2007
1216 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:50 am to
I've worked off shore, Army in field for weeks, corpses, etc., but worse was a Rouses in a nice neighborhood. With young son, maybe 5 or 6, when he announced at top of his lungs, "daddy, what's that smell? "

It hit me all of a sudden and first thought some one had spilled ammonia, but we weren't on cleaning supply aisle. A woman, fat but not much over 200 lbs. BO so bad you could taste it. One woman started gagging and others were walking away. Still can't believe an alive human could get that bad.

Brought to mind soldiers talking about a rag over face and mouth with a drop of gasoline to kill smell.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
978 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:07 am to
I've endured your pain before on a 2-1/2 hour flight to Houston sitting next to the smelliest human being in my life. Barfing almost happened.

I had the stewardess come over just to make sure my nose was working correctly, she confirmed what I smelled but was unable to do anything or didn't want to do anything about it. The flight was full, no open seats to move to. I swear, the stench of that human attached itself to my clothing and couldn't clear it out of my nose for days.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26025 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:19 am to
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how in the hell does this woman not smell herself?

I've wondered about that for years. They simply don't give a damn.
I honestly believe they get used to it.

Have you ever been in people’s houses that have multiple large inside dogs? There’s friends and relatives we know like this. Their house just reeks of the scent of wet dog the second you walk in. By the time you leave after a The Office-lengthed “Dinner Party” your nostrils are already a little more adjusted to it but whenever they invite you over next time your brain immediately cues up the scent of their house.

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34300 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:19 am to
quote:

I had to attend the graduation ceremony at a county school because a family friend was graduating.


Stopped reading there, already got the picture.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80552 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:33 am to
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I used to watch 600# Life... there's just not a whole lot they can do at a certain point, to be fresh
They could have a family member get into the folds and crevices to clean them out and apply antifungal creams.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74165 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:46 am to
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They could have a family member get into the folds and crevices to clean them out and apply antifungal creams.


That’s why I suggested in the OP that before allowing her to go anywhere a member if her family should take her outside and hose her down. I’d suggest utilizing a pressure washer. Or better yet they could take her to a self-serve car wash where they’d have access to both a pressure washer and long-handled soap dispensing brush to get into her crevices and nether regions.
This post was edited on 5/22/26 at 7:48 am
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28912 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:49 am to
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I’ve smelt some extremely rancid things in my life, up to and including burning and rotting corpse. But this stench was as bad, or worse, than anything I’ve had the misfortune to smell.

Sounds like a typical day in city court for misdemeanors or traffic.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13873 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:57 am to
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What I don’t understand is how in the hell does this woman not smell herself?


There is a certain class of people perfectly content to live in filth and squalor. I promise you had you followed her home you'd find a double wide w 3 foot grass in front, infested w roaches and nice and piled up food cakes pots and plates everywhere.... I think there are just tons of people who are intellectually disabled and slip through the system and just end up living like this cause they dont really have the skills to properly care for themselves.

Ive seen a good bit of it and its an odd combination of sad and revolting
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
2289 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:11 am to
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She was so fat she had a front arse.

Fear the front butt.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5651 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:14 am to
Just try to imagine what her OB/GYN has to endure when she goes in for an exam.

Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24252 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:16 am to
quote:

There's an option.....move away from Louisiana
.

Or pay tuition sufficient to escape the dregs. The amount of money I spend to get away from it is significant…
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
69418 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:22 am to
A couple of weeks ago, I got caught on an elevator in my office building with two Indian guys. I was only on the elevator like 30 seconds and almost puked. I have no idea how they can't sense that.
This post was edited on 5/22/26 at 8:24 am
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18428 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:24 am to
That is so tragic! I feel so bad for you.

I bet the stench got you so off your game that you forgot to yell when your relative/family friend walked across the stage.

This would have been a great FML story ten years ago.
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