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re: Tonight I discovered an new level of pure unadulterated hell

Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:31 am to
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42907 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:31 am to
There's an option.....move away from Louisiana
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53738 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:32 am to
I would have left
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38694 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:33 am to
Damn

I smelled her through this post



Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1119 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:34 am to
You're better than me. Why did you stay there? I would have moved the second I smelled it. Life it too short to smell shite in enclosed spaces.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16688 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:39 am to
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a family friend was graduating


You could have just not gone and sent a gift. They wouldn’t have cared.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48430 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:40 am to
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She was so fat she had a front arse


Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47454 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:50 am to
lol these are the posts I come to the OT for
Posted by dietcoke7
LA
Member since Aug 2007
1207 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:50 am to
I've worked off shore, Army in field for weeks, corpses, etc., but worse was a Rouses in a nice neighborhood. With young son, maybe 5 or 6, when he announced at top of his lungs, "daddy, what's that smell? "

It hit me all of a sudden and first thought some one had spilled ammonia, but we weren't on cleaning supply aisle. A woman, fat but not much over 200 lbs. BO so bad you could taste it. One woman started gagging and others were walking away. Still can't believe an alive human could get that bad.

Brought to mind soldiers talking about a rag over face and mouth with a drop of gasoline to kill smell.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
961 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:07 am to
I've endured your pain before on a 2-1/2 hour flight to Houston sitting next to the smelliest human being in my life. Barfing almost happened.

I had the stewardess come over just to make sure my nose was working correctly, she confirmed what I smelled but was unable to do anything or didn't want to do anything about it. The flight was full, no open seats to move to. I swear, the stench of that human attached itself to my clothing and couldn't clear it out of my nose for days.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
25611 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:19 am to
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how in the hell does this woman not smell herself?

I've wondered about that for years. They simply don't give a damn.
I honestly believe they get used to it.

Have you ever been in people’s houses that have multiple large inside dogs? There’s friends and relatives we know like this. Their house just reeks of the scent of wet dog the second you walk in. By the time you leave after a The Office-lengthed “Dinner Party” your nostrils are already a little more adjusted to it but whenever they invite you over next time your brain immediately cues up the scent of their house.

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33706 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:19 am to
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I had to attend the graduation ceremony at a county school because a family friend was graduating.


Stopped reading there, already got the picture.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80029 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:33 am to
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I used to watch 600# Life... there's just not a whole lot they can do at a certain point, to be fresh
They could have a family member get into the folds and crevices to clean them out and apply antifungal creams.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73693 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:46 am to
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They could have a family member get into the folds and crevices to clean them out and apply antifungal creams.


That’s why I suggested in the OP that before allowing her to go anywhere a member if her family should take her outside and hose her down. I’d suggest utilizing a pressure washer. Or better yet they could take her to a self-serve car wash where they’d have access to both a pressure washer and long-handled soap dispensing brush to get into her crevices and nether regions.
This post was edited on 5/22/26 at 7:48 am
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28597 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:49 am to
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I’ve smelt some extremely rancid things in my life, up to and including burning and rotting corpse. But this stench was as bad, or worse, than anything I’ve had the misfortune to smell.

Sounds like a typical day in city court for misdemeanors or traffic.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13829 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:57 am to
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What I don’t understand is how in the hell does this woman not smell herself?


There is a certain class of people perfectly content to live in filth and squalor. I promise you had you followed her home you'd find a double wide w 3 foot grass in front, infested w roaches and nice and piled up food cakes pots and plates everywhere.... I think there are just tons of people who are intellectually disabled and slip through the system and just end up living like this cause they dont really have the skills to properly care for themselves.

Ive seen a good bit of it and its an odd combination of sad and revolting
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
2268 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:11 am to
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She was so fat she had a front arse.

Fear the front butt.
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