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re: Tonight I discovered an new level of pure unadulterated hell
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:12 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:12 pm to Darth_Vader
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behemoth was a guy who looked borderline anorexic.
The big ole fat pasty white girl with a skinny pasty white guy or sometimes a black guy of any size has become uncomfortably common in the South. She has at least three kids by at least 2 baby daddies before she’s 21.
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:14 pm to Bronco11
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Did you make any eye contact with other attendees and secretly know exactly what they were thinking?
[quote]Imagine if people behind you, thought it was you!
The kid who graduated noticed me, my wife, and daughter were all sitting there with our hand over our nose during the ceremony.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:15 pm to Darth_Vader
That sounds awful.
I would have left immediately - just tell my friend that I suddenly came down with explosive diahrrea.
I would have left immediately - just tell my friend that I suddenly came down with explosive diahrrea.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:20 pm to Darth_Vader
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She was so fat she had a front arse.
Your level of description in this post directly tracks with why your model desk is so excellent. It brings me back to sitting next to a Somali on a Winnipeg-MSP flight where I wanted to choke myself. Well done, sir.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:32 pm to Darth_Vader
Funny, she went on Reddit and started a thread about how the guy building models behind her at graduation stank of pumpkins and airplane glue
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:37 pm to Darth_Vader
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I’ve smelt some extremely rancid things in my life, up to and including burning and rotting corpse. But this stench was as bad, or worse, than anything I’ve had the misfortune to smell
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Due to chances of rain, the ceremony, originally scheduled to be held at the football field, was moved to the much smaller gym.
Sounds like you went to South Lafourches graduation and you were just smelling one of the old grandmaws who peeled an ice chest of shrimp earlier
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:37 pm to Darth_Vader
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I’ve smelt some extremely rancid things in my life, up to and including burning and rotting corpse.
Damn Baw,
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:56 pm to SingleMalt1973
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extremely rancid things in my life, up to and including burning and rotting corpse.
Burning corpses are not as bad as live people that smell like it. They're mobile.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:57 pm to Darth_Vader
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The kid who graduated noticed me, my wife, and daughter were all sitting there with our hand over our nose during the ceremony.
I’m sorry but I will not be going to a high school graduation for just a “family friend.” This better be immediate family or my own kids/grandkids.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:01 pm to Darth_Vader
I would have 100% bailed on the bleachers and just stood up the whole ceremony far away from stink bomb.
That is a lot to endure for a family friend graduation at a county school.
That is a lot to endure for a family friend graduation at a county school.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:13 pm to Darth_Vader
You would still rub her feet.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:48 pm to Darth_Vader
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pumpkin scented hand sanitizer my wife had in her purse
That’s just disgusting. It’s fricking may. Pumpkin scented. Get a new wife.
Posted on 5/22/26 at 12:12 am to Darth_Vader
fricking wall of text.
Posted on 5/22/26 at 12:13 am to Darth_Vader
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my mustache
You had my sympathy until this. She was probably as equally repulsed by your mustache. C’mon man, it’s not 1976, and you’re not Burt Reynolds.
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