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Tom Brady continues to win at life at an insanely high level…

Posted on 6/8/26 at 2:55 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 2:55 pm
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24158 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 2:56 pm to
With silent partner Robert Kraft. He knows all about good nuts from massage parlors.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23500 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
22132 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:00 pm to
Damn, he's probably the first and only person to consider putting water in a can.

This will undoubtably explode, just like his crypto investment.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139297 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:00 pm to
Helps with post nut clarity
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74113 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:07 pm to
Isn't coconut water a laxative?
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1731 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:09 pm to
Man did he turn out to be poofter or what
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70217 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:17 pm to
is that served cold or room temp
Posted by Swamp Frog x
Member since Nov 2024
1166 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:22 pm to
Tom Brady has always been a metrosexual oddball.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
5209 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:23 pm to
Liberty Bibberty
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
482704 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Tom Brady has always been a metrosexual oddball.


Always? No

He became that at some point. I imagine once he started losing his hair and got hair plugs.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
49376 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Isn't coconut water a laxative?


Only mildly. It contains potassium and magnesium, which can have a mild laxative effect.

Coffee has a stronger laxative effect than coconut water.

Popeyes is even worse
Posted by Juan Betanzos
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2005
4601 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:36 pm to
Stars in all-male adult movies
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26574 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:48 pm to
He's lucky he didn't launch this stuff a few weeks ago because Kevin Hart would have roasted the shite out of him with that name
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5270 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:03 pm to
I just realized that I can launch my own brand, that will outsell Brady's. It's called Better Nut.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

just realized that I can launch my own brand, that will outsell Brady's. It's called Better Nut.


then I’ll start Best Nut, and sell it at Best Stop
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6094 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:17 pm to
wtf, no self respecting dude wants to be seen drinking that.


On the other hand, if you see a chick drinking one.....
Posted by VA LSU fan
Virginia
Member since Dec 2007
9082 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:22 pm to
Why the NFL never busted Kraft and Brady for circumventing the salary cap is beyond me.

Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
4474 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:25 pm to
Imagine mixing coconut water with espresso. That’s the new viral craze. It’s delicious BTW
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5270 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:35 pm to
Damn...you win.
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