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re: Tinder introduces height verification

Posted on 3/31/19 at 7:46 am to
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 7:46 am to
Is this real? Something as simple as platform shoes would trick the algorithm.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48557 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 7:46 am to
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Works out well for me since i'm actually 6 feet tall


I’m 6’1”...in shoes in the morning on a good day (I’m old, shrunk a little). On a bad day I’m just over 6. Always schedule my semi annual dr visit in the morning so still officially 6’1”.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 8:38 am to
Haha short guys get rekt
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 8:49 am to
What a waste of time. Any idiot who lies beyond an inch in regards to their height is going to get caught as soon as they meet in person.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 8:52 am to
Right the idea here is that they won't have to meet in person for the manlet to be exposed.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 8:52 am to
I never understood it either. I’m 4’9”. Everyone is tall to me. Height doesn’t matter at all. I actually like a shorter dude who is smaller in stature.

I’m not really into the short dudes who obviously used to work out a ton but now are fat, but that’s because of the fat part.. not the height.
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3819 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 9:28 am to
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I’m 4’9”


quote:

I actually like a shorter dude


Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41600 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 9:35 am to
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Umm 200lb Becky better come with half a bottle of knob creek or be 6ft+ herself or that’s a swipe left.


For you, sure, but for many other men, swipe right all day long.

Hell 250 lb Suzie is getting a 6'2" long list of men swiping right.

Meanwhile, none of the gals are swiping right for 250 lb Johnny.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39212 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 9:43 am to
We need a trashy verification. A scale of 1-10 would do. Do I need a quick lay? I'll adjust my search on the higher end of the scale. Do I want someone with ltr potential? I'll go on the lower end.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76128 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 9:52 am to
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I’m 6’1”...in shoes in the morning on a good day (I’m old, shrunk a little). On a bad day I’m just over 6. Always schedule my semi annual dr visit in the morning so still officially 6’1”.
Damn, I didn’t know I had a twin brotha.



I’ve also got no vision restriction on my DL, been 20/35 since forever but always worn contacts to renew my license.

Don’t have to wear reading glasses unless I have contacts in, which is nice.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55341 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 9:56 am to
Women just in general put a lot more thought into whom they swipe on...
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124839 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 9:57 am to
Hinge is the way to go

Tinder has become the trailer park of the dating apps
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3829 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:05 am to
I’m 5’11” in dress shoes. Do I get to say I’m about 6’ tall?
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
8379 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:08 am to
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Maybe it’s a biological urge to get bigger genes for her to feel superior to her “friends”


Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29684 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:12 am to
Does this mean I have to put my dick up against a building for when I say I’m 8”?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:13 am to
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Some are demanding Tinder rolls out a weight verification feature


I need a titty size verification feature.

Bish! You said you had C's. Those are barely B's underneath all that padding
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21067 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:14 am to
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Meanwhile, none of the gals are swiping right for 250 lb Johnny.


Johnny doesn’t even need any truly detrimental statistics.

Johnny could be 5’9 160 pounds, adequately physically fit, and have a stable job with average income and get ignored by 200 lb Becky solely based on his height.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:23 am to
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I never understood it either. I’m 4’9”. Everyone is tall to me. Height doesn’t matter at all.


That’s how I feel at the other end of the spectrum. Everyone is shorter than me. A super tall guy isn’t going to make me look daintier. It just means there will be 2 of us who don’t fit comfortably in airplane seats.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:24 am to
I’m gonna build a lego building and say i’m 27 feet tall
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47668 posts
Posted on 3/31/19 at 10:38 am to
I was going to chub it up, then take pictures next to a building, naked. My wife was against the idea.
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