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re: Tinder introduces height verification

Posted on 4/1/19 at 12:05 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 12:05 am to
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When a man is sinking to going to Tinder, he's a buyer. And the math consistently shows, if its warm, wet, and willing, its going to sell more often than it is not.


At the end of the night, eager beats pretty
Posted by pelicanpride
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
1675 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:12 am to
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It's actually a completely different process when going through an online dating service like tinder. Fat women online are perceived much better than fat women are in real life.


Then get off Tinder and find an IRL girlfriend and have IRL sex. I couldn’t imagine being single in today’s world.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16791 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:17 am to
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have IRL sex.


Ahh, that’s the entire point of Tinder.
Posted by pelicanpride
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
1675 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:27 am to
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Ahh, that’s the entire point of Tinder.


But according to you guys, Tinder gives you poorer options than you would get IRL. Besides you will have more sex with less effort if you get a girlfriend. I don’t know. That’s just my two cents.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:29 am to
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I couldn’t imagine being single in today’s world.


Ya sure is terrible just using my two thumbs to find a variety of arse to bang dude

Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33424 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:37 am to
Tinder will also roll out hand size, foot size and dick size verification. Women will also have a man hands percentage assigned.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5956 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:48 am to
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I'm 6'2 and 5/8" according to my last physical. I'd let her measure me if I was a single man




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Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7562 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:03 am to
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definitely a good way to set it up to get the weight verification in next. Pics on a scale?

1. Place 30lb dumbbell on scale
2. Tare
3. Profit
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:08 am to
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Some are demanding Tinder rolls out a weight verification feature so that women will be equally targeted.


The amount of people that would be faux-offended by this would be OFF THE CHARTS.

Please let that shite happen.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16791 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:35 am to
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But according to you guys, Tinder gives you poorer options than you would get IRL. Besides you will have more sex with less effort if you get a girlfriend. I don’t know. That’s just my two cents.


Don't know, I married well before Tinder was a thing. Tinder is mostly for IRL hookups though, just the selection is online. You hopefully are still having IRL sex through it.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131654 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:38 am to
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Then get off Tinder and find an IRL girlfriend and have IRL sex. I couldn’t imagine being single in today’s world.



Uh, lol.

I got married long before the Tinder days, but judging from the girls my SIL's age using it and single friends telling me, its a whole new world for getting laid. Makes it 1 billion times easier to get laid, and there are plenty of good looking women on it just looking to frick.

Its a whole new world. You don't have to buy a buncha bitches a drink anymore.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72192 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:39 am to
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Some are demanding Tinder rolls out a weight verification feature so that women will be equally targeted.


well, yea.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:42 am to
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You don't have to buy a buncha bitches a drink anymore.

always thought the thrill of the hunt was almost as most fun as bagging the prey
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124839 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:49 am to
Getting a drink with an app date these days basically means you’re open to a relationship
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11403 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:56 am to
It was an April Fools tweet, just a few days early. Think about it for a second, how would they actually be able to verify height through the app (they can’t).
Posted by tiganation337
Abbeville
Member since Jan 2019
403 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 10:03 am to
whats next penis verification badges?
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 10:05 am to
it's 2019. apps can give you a near exactl height estimate from a single picture dude
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 10:21 am to
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Makes it 1 billion times easier to get laid, and there are plenty of good looking women on it just looking to frick.


Where do I sign up?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 10:23 am to
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Ya sure is terrible just using my two thumbs to find a variety of arse to bang dude


Commas, they are important.
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