Started By
Message

This is how evil geniuses that live inside of a mountain are made.

Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:13 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3498 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:13 pm
quote:

I'm 11, I Have a Physics Degree And Want To Make Humans Immortal'




quote:

It's hard to remember much about when I was very little, but I know I played a lot with my cousin, Dylan. I didn't particularly mind what we played, I just liked his company. My parents worked a lot, because they had three dental practices in The Netherlands, so I lived with my grandparents in Belgium until I was 9 years old. But I saw my parents during weekends and holidays.


quote:

I spent the first month of high school in a classroom with all the other kids. We tried it, but it was irritating for me and for them. I would give the answers to each question very quickly; the other students didn't like that and I didn't like it either. 




quote:

I went through everything very quickly and I completed high school at 8 years old



quote:

I finished my last undergraduate course in June and I now have my official bachelor's degree in physics. I graduated at the age of 11 with a score of 85 percent, the highest distinction


quote:

The main reason I chose to study physics is because my end goal is to achieve immortality. One of the areas that is important in the study of immortality is physics, but as of yet, there is no mapped out path to achieve it.



A Young Dr. Evil
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

This is how evil geniuses that live inside of a mountain are made.



Elon Musk is already alive baw.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19514 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:18 pm to

If he’s studying to make himself immortal and nobody else, then yes, evil genius.

Eventually he’ll figure out he needs people to experiment on, Mengele-style.
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 2:19 pm
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10598 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:18 pm to
How can someone this smart.....

quote:

I graduated at the age of 11 with a score of 85 percent, the highest distinction.


...be this dumb?

quote:

The main reason I chose to study physics is because my end goal is to achieve immortality.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:18 pm to
Little nerd will flame out before he’s 21.


Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150710 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:20 pm to
Just wait until he reaches midlife and realizes that eventual death doesn't sound so bad.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9641 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:20 pm to
seems like biology, chemistry, genetics and anatomy would be more useful, but WTF do I know.
Posted by mmonro3
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2013
3923 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:32 pm to
Is this real? Because if so this is the in real life young sheldon!
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10046 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:35 pm to
Doogie Howser just got teabagged.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53790 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

seems like biology, chemistry, genetics and anatomy would be more useful, but WTF do I know.


Maybe he wants to do it by altering time in some way.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3373 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:44 pm to
Ehh.

Let me know if he still has this kind of drive when he discovers baitin, women, and booze.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9293 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

And Want To Make Humans Immortal

I couldn't imagine a greater hell.
I already look forward to death.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11327 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:48 pm to
yup...that kid is a few times being shoved in a locker away from holding the world ransom for 100 billion dollars
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1131 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Just wait until he GETS MARRIED and realizes that eventual death doesn't sound so bad.


FIFY
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30282 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

How can someone this smart.....


quote:

I graduated at the age of 11 with a score of 85 percent, the highest distinction.



...be this dumb?

quote:

The main reason I chose to study physics is because my end goal is to achieve immortality.





Physics is generally considered the basis for all the physical sciences, I believe that was his thinking.

I mean the kid is pretty smart, maybe not OT smart, but definitely smarter than the average bear, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53790 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

maybe not OT smart,


Pshh, don’t even insult us with the thought.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 4:10 pm to
There is already something called the human immortality project in which the goal is to be able to transfer people.. I guess our brains into a a non-biological carrier.. Kid might be a little late to the party on this.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39947 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 4:10 pm to
Kid is 8 years old and fear of death consumes him already.

Absentee parents do that to ya.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39947 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

There is already something called the human immortality project in which the goal is to be able to transfer people.. I guess our brains into a a non-biological carrier.. Kid might be a little late to the party on this.


Everything about you can be put on a thumb drive.

We are nothing more than information.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram