re: They moved to New Orleans for a fresh start. A week later, their car was stolen.

There is a smidge of murder happening up there though

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WTF is going on, how did the same joke (although worded differently) get made and posted at the same exact time?

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In the time we posted that, his locked sort of new car got jacked. Pretty believable lol

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Either way, that would be impressive as hell to be able to walk into a restaurant and get the food in under a minute, even if it was at the Chik-Fil-A

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Door dash people walk in and the food is usually already ready on the counter with the name on it. Usually they just show the order on their phone and they're out the door. 90 seconds doing that is the most believable part of the story

What's truly awesome is some dude just decided to steal a car in a split second without a care in the world. That's how different these people's lives are compared to the civilized public

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Yeah, but eastern CO smells like cow shite.

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wasn’t until I was venting to one of my friends about how frustrated I was with myself that I literally could not keep a job, any job, in any field, in any career path, that didn’t make me completely and utterly miserable and depressed.

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She dumb.

Nobody has fun at work except male cheerleaders.

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They were better off moving to Lafayette but what do I know…..

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We don’t need any meal delivery drivers and life coaches

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Who the hell moves from Colorado to New Orleans. They must be down bad.

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First thought I had.

Hipster doofuses

It's a downgrade in every possible way

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I wouldn't want to listen to her talk but I wouldn't kick her out of bed either.

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Note even the next morning? She looks sus