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These instructions on this tube of Chinese sex lube (nsfw)

Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Loaner1231
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:21 pm to
Have sexual intercourse the front to crush... I guess this product isn't to be used for anal?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:21 pm to
She love you long time
Posted by white perch
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:21 pm to
That’s your moms favorite brand
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:23 pm to
I love reading Oriental translation instructions into English
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:24 pm to
kind of turns me on.

Anyone got one of those sex dolls in the birmingham areas?
Posted by DLauw
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:26 pm to
Quality post. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:28 pm to
I can completely hear my calculus prof at lsu reading that.
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:30 pm to
This is why I watch Asian porn.
Posted by geaux88
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:31 pm to


When I was first stationed in Korea (late ‘90’s) soldiers called Korea “Land of the not quite right.”

After I asked why, the guys who had been there for a bit showed me examples all over the place just like the pic in the OP...
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:31 pm to
I’d challenge anyone here to do a better job of composing that label.
Posted by MMauler
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:32 pm to
Yeah, but does it work for you and your boyfriend?
Posted by keakar
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:33 pm to
when google translate shouldnt be used to label your products
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:10 pm to
That is some first class Engrish right there.
Posted by bamarep
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:11 pm to
Y'all should try negotiating a contract with these thieving bastards when their Engrish is like that.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:12 pm to
have the cancellation?
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:14 pm to
My kid was really confused by a propeller rocket toy my wife gave him for Christmas one year that was obviously made in China. On the label it said "FLY HIGH TWENTY RICE!"

Posted by baldona
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:14 pm to
I was just talking to someone the other day that was hired by a French company to do this exact thing. They needed someone that was a native English speaker to help with their software.

It’s really not that hard to get someone to translate properly if you do a lot of business in that language.
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Vagina Lubricant Cream


Use it for anal instead.

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