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re: These instructions on this tube of Chinese sex lube (nsfw)
Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:18 pm to bamarep
Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:18 pm to bamarep
quote:
Y'all should try negotiating a contract with these thieving bastards when their Engrish is like that
you learn Chinese, imperialist dog. you no get fricked on deal.
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:20 pm to tigerinthebueche
quote:
you learn Chinese, imperialist dog. you no get fricked on deal.
or they will at least use high degree lubricant
Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:20 pm to Placebeaux
The fact that we still have to worry about poison on children's toys guarantees that I will never put that on my junk
Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:23 pm to geaux88
quote:And what would you call the US? The land of the 3k genders?
After I asked why, the guys who had been there for a bit showed me examples all over the place just like the pic in the OP...
Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:27 pm to dawgsjlw
We only have 3K genders?
Posted on 1/29/19 at 3:27 pm to Placebeaux
Read it in the voice of Donald Trump as he tweets in the morning from the potty.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 4:13 pm to Placebeaux
This shite is cracking me up. Holy shite, I’m at work and me and my smoke show co-worker are dying.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 4:16 pm to Placebeaux
It's nice to know that Borat found employment in China writing the instructions for sex lube made in China.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 4:48 pm to Placebeaux
They are not good at translations
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:04 pm to jdaute2
quote:
my smoke show co-worker
Pics baw.
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:51 pm to Placebeaux
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:42 pm to Placebeaux
I completely understand this.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:47 pm to Placebeaux
Check out Engrish.com
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:11 pm to East Coast Band
quote:
Oriental
:triggered:
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:42 pm to Placebeaux
Legit laughed out load.
I feel like a child laughing at a fart, but this just cracked me up.
I feel like a child laughing at a fart, but this just cracked me up.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:51 pm to East Coast Band
quote:
I love reading Oriental translation instructions into English
Yeah it's funny...until you have a punch of pieces laid out, and cant figure out what the hell the are trying to say/draw
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:13 pm to Placebeaux
That shite looks so bootleg! I’ld be scared to use it after reading that label.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:40 pm to Placebeaux
Not gonna lie, i kinda wanna try the product now.
Not even sure what all the label means but it sounds fun
Not even sure what all the label means but it sounds fun
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:17 am to Fat and Happy
Just crush into the vagina man!
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