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Theo Von: Dad said, "That's God's and that's where it goes." (NSFW)

Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:30 am
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40148 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:30 am
This is what his dad told him after he caught him doing the lonesome deed with himself. He had to bury his "aftermath" in the back yard.

Here's a link to the podcast video. It's him and Nikki Glaser talking about their first BJs.

The above interaction takes place in the final minute, but another funny portion of the video is when he talks about having to wade through the woods/swamps of Louisiana to meet the girl.

Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
972 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:33 am to
I love Theo...but I put the over/under of what he says as true at about 93.5% true


edit: meant to type "false" at the end...was in a hurry...oh well, I'm an idiot. I'll leave it.
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 2:51 pm
Posted by BROpaneTANK
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2010
3116 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:34 am to
I love the fact that his dad was 70 years old when Theo was born. His father was born in 1912.
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 10:36 am
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19154 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:34 am to
You believe him?
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40148 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:35 am to
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You believe him?


nah, but it's still funny.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37334 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:35 am to
Theo is that you?
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:35 am to
Now with podcasts you run out of material so you definitely have to start making stuff up. Lol
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:44 am to
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I love Theo...but I put the over/under of what he says as true at about 93.5% true


Horrible line. Hit that under hard.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11821 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:45 am to
quote:

I love Theo...but I put the over/under of what he says as true at about 93.5% true


Have you ever believed a comedian word for word? For their Netflix Specials they do road practice shows and even fine tune their stories/jokes. Which means what? They embellish or outright make things up.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88189 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:48 am to
Theo’s standup is not good.

Theo just shooting the shite is gold
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6456 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:50 am to
Theo likes to say he's from a rough area but he grew up in Covington and went to Mandeville High. He's a fake.
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 10:54 am
Posted by Boomshockalocka
Member since Feb 2004
59924 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:54 am to
What hold
Up
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 10:57 am
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10577 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:54 am to
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That’s got to be his grandfather. His father used to own tipitinas and died in a hunting accident many have speculated it was suicide.


What

No
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
83989 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Theo’s standup is not good.

Can't be understated

quote:

Theo just shooting the shite is gold


Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27933 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 11:40 am to
Nikki Glaser could get it...
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5055 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 11:42 am to
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Theo likes to say he's from a rough area but he grew up in Covington and went to Mandeville High. He's a fake.


Just enjoy the show, baw.

Addition: Nikki’s fake laugh is a million times more unbearable than Theo’s “tall-tales”
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 11:50 am
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10577 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 11:48 am to
Who gives a frick. His dad was like 100 when he was born and his mom to this day is still a postal worker

He clearly didn't grow up with a silver spoon
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75160 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Theo’s standup is not good.

Cannot be overstated how bad he is.

quote:

Theo just shooting the shite is

comparable to many mediocre comedians in a conversational setting.
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 12:20 pm
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14284 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:11 pm to
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Theo’s standup is not good. Theo just shooting the shite is gold


Big Theo fan here, and you’re right


Some of his standup is good though. Here’s my favorite clip:

LINK

Talks about being from the south and girls, but my favorite is the yogurt part


BA DOW!!!!
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14284 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:13 pm to
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Theo likes to say he's from a rough area but he grew up in Covington and went to Mandeville High. He's a fake.



Y’all gonna shite yourselves when you find out Larry the Cable Guy isn’t a redneck from the south and is actually from Nebraska
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 12:16 pm
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