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USMEagles
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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Other than whit’s this one always cracks me up the most


I imagine the ride back being mostly dead silence, punctuated every couple hundred miles by "dude, I'm an idiot."


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Jim Rockford
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Sunday night church youth group. I had sidled up next to the hot girl and was about to put the moves on her. During the closing prayer what I thought was going to be a Silent Sam turned out to be a staccato machine gun fart. I slinked off and waited outside for my mother to pick me up.


theOG
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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Sunday night church youth group. I had sidled up next to the hot girl and was about to put the moves on her. During the closing prayer what I thought was going to be a Silent Sam turned out to be a staccato machine gun fart. I slinked off and waited outside for my mother to pick me up.


You posted this same story on the first page. At least nothing more embarrassing has happened to you since March 22, 2018.


Jim Rockford
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
You know when I saw it was an old thread I wondered if I had posted it before. I guess it scarred me for life.


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Sun God
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Reading this thread again and reading my contribution made me physically cringe and utter a long quiet goddamnit


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When I was in podiatry school

Sorry you couldn’t get into med school. Did you consider taking up welding?


Sun God
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The light was on


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caliegeaux
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I definitely had the reputation as the gassy student amongst my Jr high teachers.

My freshman year of high school was the first year freshmen went to Hahnville.

Had a hot girl who we all knew about from another jr high sitting to my right. And a friend sitting behind me. Of course we’re on those desks with cubbies underneath so the acoustics were a match made in heaven.

I feel that rumble and I look over my shoulder and told my boy I feel it. He starts giggling and says don’t do it. Look who’s sitting next to you. I said I’ll let a little squeaky whiner out. He laughs harder and says don’t do it.

Of course, I do it. And as soon as he hears the the first squeak he starts laughing, which prompts me to laugh, which thrust the gas out harder and the acoustical seat does the rest. It was a loud rumbling drum roll while I was laughing. I could do nothing but put my head down and bury my face and just crack up for probably a minute. When I stopped laughing, face still down, it was quiet. And I got nervous. I slowly lifted my head and there was a hall pass/bathroom pass on my desk. I grabbed it and jetted out.


I wish this story ended with me banging the hot chic to my right. But it doesn’t. Fast forward about 30 years I saw her at a daiquiri place in luling working and she was rough. My wife now is 100 times better and doesn’t get offended when I shite myself. She just laughs and says you’re gross.


eta: as the girl in this story was telling me this, it felt embarrassing at first, and then i realized, don't care had sex.

had been away from the hometown about 12 years. moved back......playing softball in a league with some of the fellas i played high school ball with. we all go out for drinks afterwards. a few of them decided to be adults and leave (they were married).

me and another guy decide to hit up an even worse hole in the wall down the road. some random guy is giving out shots like Halloween candy. so, we drank up. a while later, and seeing triple, i figured it was a good time to leave.........and as i'm walking out i see this blonde in my peripheral. so like any horny drunk, i go straight to her and say something that was probably not smooth, and likely offensive...to which she replies, honey i'm married, but my friend over at the bar is not.

i look at the bar, and there she is......we all have them......the girl a year older than you, huge crush all through your youth, hot when we were young, hot in Jr high and in high school, you were scared of her, she dated older guys, you never thought of approaching her, and she's there, looking great in her 30's...........so, i bee line right to her.

the embarrassing part came a few weeks later. we went and met some friends for drinks and it was just her and i there first. she said, you don't even remember what you told me that night you approached me do you? i said, i'd be lying if i did.

she said i sat next to her, re-acquainted myself with her, as it really had been 15-20 years since we had seen each other, and she said as were talking, catching up, i placed my hand around the back of her neck, drew her close to me, looked her in the eyes and said "how many times have we made love"........to which she replied, none........and my response was, THATS WHAT YOU THINK!!

hey, it worked.
This post was edited on 9/15 at 11:04 am


Ed Osteen
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I bet daiquiri girl would let you shite on her though so you blew it, jokes on you


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Corso
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Never saw this thread in real time but I got you to 340 likes whit. Don't cry


tigerpimpbot
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one time i was invited to a baby shower... i didn’t know these were rich folk in bossier city... i was terribly under dressed and out of place

my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”

they opened it in front of the entire party


This is a pretty solid OP


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Steadyhands
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Why were you invited to a baby shower to people you don't know?


It was my girlfriends aunt... my girlfriend and her family were all backwoods dirt poor. Her aunt was married to some Big wig in NOLA


I don't know who bumped the thread, but I started reading it. After this comment, you should not be worried about your gift. It seems like your gfs family would have appreciated it, to some extent..... It's still ten dollars worth of shite. However, it really reads as though you think your auntie is fake as frick. If she is and acted uptight, be proud of that gift. You showed everyone her true colors.


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whit
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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Never saw this thread in real time but I got you to 340 likes whit. Don't cry


flyAU
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Was flying to Austin and went to the bathroom after the flight to take a crap before heading out to get my rental and meet a colleague at a clients site. Did my business and headed to get my car. Decided to stop to get a drink at a gas station down the street from the client. While looking at the drinks in the cooler a guy comes up and says “hey man looks like you have something hanging off you”. I look back and see a trail of toilet paper coming out of my pants. The TP barrier I put down had stuck to my leg when I got up and pulled up my pants.



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soccerfüt
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
whit, how often in your real life do you think of that episode?

I think of it now at least weekly and it didn’t even happen to me.

PS: thanks for the laugh every time I do think of it.


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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I told a friend of mine to please learn how to drive like a white man, you can guess what color his skin tone is. I’m an idiot.

Another time in high school I was dropping off a friend of mine, and thinking I was being cute - I really don’t know what I was thinking but it was clearly stupid and this bothers me truly to this day. I shouted out ni&$er as I was dropping him off. I was stupid.


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The Spleen
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Kinda dumb now, but really bad at the time. 6th grade a new kid moved to town into the neighborhood right next to mine. He and I hit off almost instantly and did dumb kid stuff all the time. That summer, we were inseparable. His mom was always taking us to the movies, the pool, or just out running errands. She was very pretty and I had a bit of a crush on her, as much as a stupid 11 year old kid can have on a 30-something mom. I never told him but must have told someone who told him. First week or so of 7th grade she’s taking us to soccer practice asking how school is going and if we had our eye on any cute girls. Friend tells her I probably don’t because I want to marry her. I was in the backseat and wanted to crawl under the seat and she kept looking at me in the rear view mirror. I had to have been 100 different shades of red. I don’t think the car had come to a complete stop at the soccer fields when I bolted from it. We started hanging out less after that and they moved away several months later.


danilo
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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The Spleen

Damn. Which there was a Penthouse version of this story.


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blueboxer1119
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
My mom walking in on a girlfriend giving me a BJ my senior year of high school.

Got real weird, real fast.

She wouldn't even look at me for weeks.

My dad found the whole thing comical.


danilo
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My mom walking in on a girlfriend giving me a BJ my senior year of high school. Got real weird, real fast. She wouldn't even look at me for weeks. My dad found the whole thing comical.

1. Did you finish?
2. Your dad was happy you weren’t queer


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