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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:44 am to lake chuck fan
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:44 am to lake chuck fan
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No kidding... this just happened yesterday evening. My gf is out with her sister celebrating her birthday, a thing they have always done... so, I figure after hitting gym I have some "me" time.
We live in a rural area with long driveways and lots of space between homes. I'm on the coach naked, with some great HD porn filling the 65" of TV which stands very close to front door... temperature was great yesterday evening, so I have the door open. I hear a voice, low and behold two female Jehova Witness have decided to tromp up my drive way and share their belief! LoL... Yup...
No sense in trying to move or cover up... I just told them I wasn't interested.. they left! Crazy
this may be the more embarrassing part.......did you at least get a start the next week?
like many others, i missed this gem of a thread back in its origin.......my god this thing is wonderful, and will help me get through a rather slow day at work.
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:46 am to soccerfüt
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whit, how often in your real life do you think of that episode?
To be honest not that often anymore. It’s almost been 10 years ago. I laugh about it now because it was so out of character and that has never happened since. But when that shite happened it haunted me for years. I was ready to move far away and start a new life
MikeL swears I was coming off of a coke or meth bender but I don’t think I was. Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:58 am to whit
Here's one I remember. Went to a wedding and saw college friends I hadn't seen in over 5 years. Walked up to a couple I had known who go married. I was like "congrats on the pregnancy! When are you due?" She was like "I'm not pregnant" It got awfully quiet and I blurted out "so and so said you were. I must have misunderstood." I then head to the bar for another drink and go sit down. A little while later the wife of so and so comes storming to the table like WTF. She then told me they had to make up an excuse to get out of it as well. To this day unless a woman is in labor I'll assume she isn't pregnant
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:11 am to nickrolled
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Other time was when i went to buy my first car
I wore a suit and my mom went with me
Talked to the salesman and when he found out how much i made at my job, told me that the only way i was getting a car was if my mom bought it
I sat in the corner in a suit while my mom dealt with the salesman
This is some Michael Scott level childhood trauma right here....
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:15 am to lsuson
In high school me and my buddies are standing on the outside sidewalk after lunch. I have a milkshake in my hand holding it at about mid stomach height. A short asian girl who was in our class comes walking by us and in front of my friends I point at her and yell out "KABUKI!!". Before we can laugh she jumps in the air and does a karate kick into my hand holding the milkshake and smashes it all over my stomach. She then just walked away and didn't say anything. I was humiliated and all my friends were rolling. I'll never forget that.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:17 am to dewster
There was a kid I really hated in middle school. He was really annoying and he pissed everyone off routinely.
We both played rec baseball on different teams in the under 15 league. I was playing third base once when he was at bat. He set up for a bunt and I moved in; and he pops a slow moving roller in my direction. I knew he was a slow runner so I didn't really hustle. I expertly scooped up the ball with my glove and lobbed it over to first base, only then noticing that he was huffing at full speed (for him).
The little shite got to first base at the same time the ball hit the first baseman's glove. Tie went to the runner. Everyone saw it.
That still haunts me. Just a little bit of effort and I could have thrown him out.
We both played rec baseball on different teams in the under 15 league. I was playing third base once when he was at bat. He set up for a bunt and I moved in; and he pops a slow moving roller in my direction. I knew he was a slow runner so I didn't really hustle. I expertly scooped up the ball with my glove and lobbed it over to first base, only then noticing that he was huffing at full speed (for him).
The little shite got to first base at the same time the ball hit the first baseman's glove. Tie went to the runner. Everyone saw it.
That still haunts me. Just a little bit of effort and I could have thrown him out.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:26 am to nickrolled
In college freshman year. This was my phase where I was heavy into porn. I would watch basically everyday.
Well, that same laptop I used for porn, I also used for schoolwork. In our lecture room, maybe 200+ students, I sat in the 2nd or 3rd row. After the professor begins talking, I pull out my laptop, prepared to start taking notes.
Immediately upon opening my laptop, whatever video I was watching starts playing immediately, on FULL VOLUME. My laptop at the time, was also kind of slow and would freeze alot. I tried to press pause immediately, and my screen froze. I could not press pause, or even close the window, but the audio played on. I even tried to shut the laptop. But the audio played on. Finally after about 10 seconds, my computer finally shut up.
The class didn't even laugh. The professor just kind of said, "well that happened", and kept teaching as normal. It was such an awkward silence of everyone staring at me. I left class immediately. As I walked out, some dude yelled, "gotta make sure you finish that nut, huh!" And then the thunderous laughter came.
I skipped class for the next 2 weeks. When i did come back, I made sure to sit in the very back of the class. I did make a good friend from this course, and he makes sure to give me shite about that moment to. this. day.
Well, that same laptop I used for porn, I also used for schoolwork. In our lecture room, maybe 200+ students, I sat in the 2nd or 3rd row. After the professor begins talking, I pull out my laptop, prepared to start taking notes.
Immediately upon opening my laptop, whatever video I was watching starts playing immediately, on FULL VOLUME. My laptop at the time, was also kind of slow and would freeze alot. I tried to press pause immediately, and my screen froze. I could not press pause, or even close the window, but the audio played on. I even tried to shut the laptop. But the audio played on. Finally after about 10 seconds, my computer finally shut up.
The class didn't even laugh. The professor just kind of said, "well that happened", and kept teaching as normal. It was such an awkward silence of everyone staring at me. I left class immediately. As I walked out, some dude yelled, "gotta make sure you finish that nut, huh!" And then the thunderous laughter came.
I skipped class for the next 2 weeks. When i did come back, I made sure to sit in the very back of the class. I did make a good friend from this course, and he makes sure to give me shite about that moment to. this. day.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:26 am to dewster
I was in a grocery store and saw a woman who had been a nurse in my doctor's office. She was holding a baby and I said something to the effect of haven't seen you in a good while and what a beautiful baby.
She started to have tears in her eyes and told me she had been raped and I was the first person outside of family to see her baby.
I was at a total loss for words and mumbled something like it was nice to see you.
She started to have tears in her eyes and told me she had been raped and I was the first person outside of family to see her baby.
I was at a total loss for words and mumbled something like it was nice to see you.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:33 am to OlGrandad
I saw that same thing happen in one of my freshmen course lecture halls. It was a 101 course that split into sections so there was a few hundred people in it as well.
The time it took for the audio to stop from when the guy slammed his laptop shut seemed like it lasted forever while he just glanced back and forth at everyone staring at him. He left and never came back
The time it took for the audio to stop from when the guy slammed his laptop shut seemed like it lasted forever while he just glanced back and forth at everyone staring at him. He left and never came back
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:34 am to OlGrandad
I had just graduated college and went to the local Honda dealership to buy my very first new car, a Honda Accord with top of the line accessories. My dad was with me and when we walked in the salesman assumed my dad was the customer. He asked my dad "What can I help you find today?". My dad said, "Not me, I still remember Pearl Harbor." And he walked away. It was funny. Bought the car anyway.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:42 am to Ed Osteen
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it lasted forever while he just glanced back and forth at everyone staring at him
Posted on 9/15/21 at 10:47 am to nickrolled
When I was a first-year resident (intern) at Earl K Long, I was admitting a super sweet lady who was in the ER with her son (20’s, huge country boy). Unfortunately, she was presenting with newly diagnosed lung cancer and had a post-obstructive pneumonia due to the lung mass. As we were talking about her history, etc, she coughed up a massive plug of mucous the size of my pinky and it stuck to her chin. I couldn’t even control myself and immediately gagged and threw up in my mouth.
Her son, without missing a beat, said “man…you picked the wrong field”.
Her son, without missing a beat, said “man…you picked the wrong field”.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 10:54 am to whit
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Mine is bad and I cringe even thinking about it. I just started a new job and flew out to Dallas to a training seminar. The first day we do a breakfast meet and greet and the owner of the company is there and we’re sitting at a big arse meeting/round table. Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened. Still baffles me to this day. I don’t even know why I’m sharing this. I had to spend the next two days with these people training. I still feel like a pussy to this day.
Still funny after all these years.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 11:03 am to Cdawg
In 1995 was traveling from UAE to Thailand in first class, I went to sleep and started snoring loudly. Woke up when objects starting hitting me, to see almost entire first class passenger group throwing towels and biscuits at me.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 11:11 am to Cdawg
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Still funny after all these years.
top 5 post all time on here and that's saying something
Posted on 9/15/21 at 11:21 am to Trevaylin
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entire first class passenger group throwing towels and biscuits at me.
at least it wasn't shoes
Posted on 9/15/21 at 11:26 am to dewster
Woke up on the tarmac in Dallas on a stretcher.
Flying Dallas to Shreveport on a SAAB 340B. I was two days sober, my traveling companion said I was reading the newspaper upside down. Plane took off, I pulled a William Shatner, looked outside on the wing and freaked out. Bit through my tongue, banged my head on the wall and passed out. Some type of seizure.
I don't remember any of it except waking up on he tarmac.
I will say American Airlines was awesome through the ordeal.
Flying Dallas to Shreveport on a SAAB 340B. I was two days sober, my traveling companion said I was reading the newspaper upside down. Plane took off, I pulled a William Shatner, looked outside on the wing and freaked out. Bit through my tongue, banged my head on the wall and passed out. Some type of seizure.
I don't remember any of it except waking up on he tarmac.
I will say American Airlines was awesome through the ordeal.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 11:46 am to nickrolled
While watching NBC Morning News weather girl Dylan Dreyer my SIL asked what was her name.
I mistakenly said Dillion Harper!
When she looked her up she said I don’t think that’s the same person.
I mistakenly said Dillion Harper!
When she looked her up she said I don’t think that’s the same person.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 11:51 am to nickrolled
Walking in front of the Union at LSU, when it was packed, and tripped and fell over the raised walkway going into the theatre. I don’t remember what I was doing to not see it but my shin was bloody as frick after and I just got right back up and kept walking like nothing happened. Blood running down my leg and all.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:30 am to lsuson
This is in my List of top OT threads…love the bump.
Along with:
Crying Onion
BawPaw
Need to Kill Time: Scary Story Thread
Along with:
Crying Onion
BawPaw
Need to Kill Time: Scary Story Thread
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