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Salamander_Wilson
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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“man…you picked the wrong field”.


This one got me.


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scott8811
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
This thread got bumped....nice


LSUFanMizeWay
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Picayune MS
Member since Sep 2014
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Hoda Kotb.


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TexasTiger08
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Member since Oct 2006
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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I posted this in the embarrassing medical situation thread. It still applies here I suppose:



I had abdomen pain when I was in HS. The doc ran bloodwork. That in itself was scary for me, because I had only been to the doctor for flu, asthma, things like that. After lots of waiting, he told me I had appendicitis and needed surgery ASAP. I was floored. I called my mom, she came down to take care of all the paperwork. I started freaking out. I was extremely nervous during the scans. By the time they got me a room, I hadn’t eaten much and only drank the chalky stuff for the CAT scan.

I was in the room, freshly changed into the gown. My parents came in to reassure me. I’d never been put under in my life. The nurse came in to let me know how things would proceed. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, my backside exposed as is the nature of a hospital gown. My stomach was in nervous knots and I decided to let out a fart. Instead, i sprayed liquid shite all over the end of the bed, my arse cheeks, and whatever small piece of the gown that reached far enough around to absorb the blow.

That’s right, I was partially nude, in front of a nurse and my parents, and launched out liquified feces onto a clean bed and gown.


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Aubie Spr96
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lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
33294 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
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When running into an old friend, who was a girl, she was talking about her baby and I asked when are you due? And she said the baby was a year old.



Guilty of this as well.


Lawyered
Ole Miss Fan
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
15918 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
It’s been a few years and I hadn’t been a pharmacist for very long and I learned this lesson the hard way.. never just take what someone hands you

This nice middle age black guy came in the store and he had this rubbery “thing” I had never seen something like it before .. it was silicone and had a slit down the middle of it.. it had this fuzz on it and I couldn’t really piece it together …

So I go out on the floor and leave the pharmacy and talk to the guy to get more information about what he’s looking for.. I’m holding this thing in my hand and he said “ yeah I keep this on my dick to keep it hard”… plot twist.. it wasn’t fuzz it was fricking pubes …..

Internally I screamed , I don’t know how my face didn’t turn completely beet red. But I politely handed the pseudo cock ring back to the nice guy and said we didn’t carry that product ..

Walk back into the pharmacy and I just bathed in hand sanitizer and my manager was back there working with me and said what’s going on and I said “ I pretty much just touched this black guys dick” and everyone back there starting dying laughing
This post was edited on 9/23 at 4:28 pm


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Darth_Vader
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A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
51881 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Won’t go into detail. But it involves me being a very drunk 17 year old doing certain activities with my equally drunk GF at a party and noticing a key detail.



I thought I wiped my face off before we went back into the living room. But apparently not good enough to not be noticeable.



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rich4pres
Tennessee Fan
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
7014 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
In high school I was one of three finalists for the lead role in a play. For the scene to determine who would get the role we had to say a few lines, pick up one of the finalists for the lead female role, and place her on a pedestal. Well, the drama teacher paired up the three male and female finalists for the scene. The pairings consisted of:
-Giant football player with very petite girl
-Another giant football player with petite girl
-Me and a girl that was about 250 lbs
Everybody knew what was about to happen but the drama teacher.
I actually made it pretty far carrying her but right before I made it to the pedestal my knees buckled and I dropped her. Nobody said a word except the girl I dropped who ran away crying. I felt like a big piece of crap but there was nothing I could do. I did not get the part.


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Angry Bruce Pearl
Auburn Fan
Florida
Member since Jul 2020
556 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Clogged the toilet at my future wife's parent's house the first time I visited. I've always taken massive dumps but this one looked like one of those sausages hanging from the ceiling at a butcher shop. Had to ask where their plunger was. On the plus side my future brother in law thought it was absolutely hilarious.


LSUFanMizeWay
LSU Fan
Picayune MS
Member since Sep 2014
3955 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
I was working out at The Premiere Athletic Club in Metairie at The Galleria.
While I was working out on the Stairmaster Hoda Kotb showed up and I started paying more attention to her and less on the exercise.
The blood seemed to shift from one head to the other, when I busted my ass, everyone wanted to make sure I was okay, I had to wrap the towel around me and take the coldest shower possible.


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Foo
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Over the Rainbow
Member since Feb 2013
340 posts

re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
If this were really SM, you’d know that the girl was actually getting ready to blow you and the lights turned on because of a fight. I took the picture


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