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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:00 am to Tester1216
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:00 am to Tester1216
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Now I want a daiquiri.
And I would enjoy any drink with Bella
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:04 am to CelticDog
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An associate of mine was canned for propositioning the cleaning lady.
No shite. That is a firing everywhere.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:05 am to Tester1216
Newbie who ate fish tacos for lunch. Then I got scolded by skillet for saying something impolite
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:07 am to Slippy
You have to water the plant first, let it grow, then you frick the plant.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:07 am to Zendog
I know that much but...
This sorta sounds like you know me.
All good
quote:
And I would enjoy any drink with Bella
This sorta sounds like you know me.
All good
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:22 am to Slippy
You work at Lowes un the Garden section dont you? Or us it Home Depot?
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:28 am to Slippy
Subtle my job can afford plants brag
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:55 am to Slippy
Sounds like it would make a great Seinfeld
episode........oh wait.
episode........oh wait.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:58 am to Slippy
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The lady who waters our plants at the office
Otherwise known as the "Plant Manager"
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:23 pm to Slippy
Some guys have all the luck. 
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:59 pm to Slippy
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The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
quote:
Slippy

Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:03 pm to Slippy
I would 100% take this bird up on the offer. I wouldn't even hesitate. Hell, I've wanted to bang the older Hispanic cleaning lady at my workplace and she's probably a 4/10 at best.
I need to get laid.
I need to get laid.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:13 pm to Slippy
This the subtle brag i have an office job and just using the ole lady to do it? 
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:31 pm to Slippy
You can't give those people cashmere, Man. Can't do it.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:32 pm to Slippy
Shes trying to bait you into helping her get a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:28 pm to Slippy
Strange way to get a free Daiquiri.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:32 pm to Slippy
this story is bullshite, no woman would ever offer a blowjob.
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