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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.

Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:00 am to
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6825 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Now I want a daiquiri.


And I would enjoy any drink with Bella
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:01 am to
Who are you?!?!?
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28597 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:04 am to
quote:

An associate of mine was canned for propositioning the cleaning lady.


No shite. That is a firing everywhere.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6825 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:05 am to
Newbie who ate fish tacos for lunch. Then I got scolded by skillet for saying something impolite
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
13085 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:07 am to
You have to water the plant first, let it grow, then you frick the plant.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:07 am to
I know that much but...

quote:

And I would enjoy any drink with Bella


This sorta sounds like you know me.


All good
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23252 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:22 am to
You work at Lowes un the Garden section dont you? Or us it Home Depot?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102781 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:28 am to
Subtle my job can afford plants brag
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21749 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:49 am to
Tip like Kraft mh dude.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:55 am to
Sounds like it would make a great Seinfeld
episode........oh wait.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:58 am to
quote:

The lady who waters our plants at the office

Otherwise known as the "Plant Manager"
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
870 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:11 pm to
Did she swallow?
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10270 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:23 pm to
Some guys have all the luck.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
6055 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.

quote:

Slippy

Posted by playmakers in space
Member since Sep 2018
1750 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:03 pm to
I would 100% take this bird up on the offer. I wouldn't even hesitate. Hell, I've wanted to bang the older Hispanic cleaning lady at my workplace and she's probably a 4/10 at best.

I need to get laid.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16102 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:13 pm to
This the subtle brag i have an office job and just using the ole lady to do it?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:31 pm to

You can't give those people cashmere, Man. Can't do it.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64370 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:32 pm to
Shes trying to bait you into helping her get a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108987 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:28 pm to
Strange way to get a free Daiquiri.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40191 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:32 pm to
this story is bullshite, no woman would ever offer a blowjob.
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