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Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:51 pm to Yat27
Getting you Ficus dusted there Mr. Deeds
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:51 pm to OysterPoBoy
My first question
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:52 pm to Slippy
Is she gonna cook you a steak too??
On the bj, bro
On the bj, bro 
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:54 pm to Slippy
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:55 pm to Slippy
It’s been eons since I’ve had a bj. I’d even take one from a man at this point.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:56 pm to biglego
Did she ask how you wanted your steak cooked?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:58 pm to Slippy
Nothing to add to OP other than that it makes me really happy.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:01 pm to biglego
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It’s been eons since I’ve had a bj. I’d even take one from a man at this point.
Just go to the gliryhole in Port Allen.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:03 pm to Slippy
So how was it?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:04 pm to Slippy
She gonna put that green thumb in your butthole.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:04 pm to Slippy
So.... raincheck?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:07 pm to Tigerbait357
I mean, she's got a pretty face and smile for a 60 year old.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:09 pm to wasteland
I’m not smart enough to know how, but i am smart enough to know
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:13 pm to OysterPoBoy
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How many plants do you guys have that you need someone whose only job is to water them?
My office has this too. Some lady from Heroman’s shows up once or twice per week and takes care of all the plants in the office. If one is a lost cause they replace it. I have two plants in my personal office so I speak with her on occasion. Same as OP, upper 50’s, not attractive, not necessarily unattractive, but a nice lady. If I wasn’t married I would probably let her smoke my pole. No dice if I have to bring her to get a daiquiri first.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:14 pm to Slippy
It's a test.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:19 pm to Slippy
The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob. by Slippy
I froze for a moment, in disbelief that this was happening.
She then said we could go get a daiquiri first to loosen up, and that she likes The Daiquiri Place in Kenner because they make them real strong, and she has to get one there before she has sex with her husband.
She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.
She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.
Soooo. You're the 19th person at the office offered oral sex by the water girl. The 17th if you are only counting the guys offered.
Go ahead. Be the first one to take her up on it. Wgas. It was fun while it lasted.
I froze for a moment, in disbelief that this was happening.
She then said we could go get a daiquiri first to loosen up, and that she likes The Daiquiri Place in Kenner because they make them real strong, and she has to get one there before she has sex with her husband.
She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.
She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.
Soooo. You're the 19th person at the office offered oral sex by the water girl. The 17th if you are only counting the guys offered.
Go ahead. Be the first one to take her up on it. Wgas. It was fun while it lasted.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:28 am to TDcline
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Congrats on the (floral) sex.
FIFY
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:35 am to tigerbutt
Take her to Chateau Country Club instead.
Its not her is it?
Its not her is it?
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:39 am to Slippy
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She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.
A bigger job came up.
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