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GeauxxxTigers23
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Did you feel bad for her? Seems like she really hates her husbands dick and wants to see a different one.


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Itismemc
Jacksonville St. Fan
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4017 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Getting you Ficus dusted there Mr. Deeds


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Chief Hinge
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There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
816 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
My first question


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dbuchanon
Florida Fan
Member since Nov 2014
12090 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Is she gonna cook you a steak too??


On the bj, bro


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TheAnvil
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Member since Feb 2019
258 posts

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biglego
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Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
53730 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
It’s been eons since I’ve had a bj. I’d even take one from a man at this point.


Obtuse1
Wofford Fan
The Diversion
Member since Sep 2016
4346 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Did she ask how you wanted your steak cooked?


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topdollarbill
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
83 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Nothing to add to OP other than that it makes me really happy.


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OysterPoBoy
LSU Fan
BR
Member since Jul 2013
14209 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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It’s been eons since I’ve had a bj. I’d even take one from a man at this point.


Just go to the gliryhole in Port Allen.


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TigerNlc
Tulane Fan
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
25409 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
So how was it?


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Christopher Columbo
New York Yankees Fan
It's Cosmo. He's Chinese.
Member since Jun 2015
828 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
She gonna put that green thumb in your butthole.


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wasteland
LSU Fan
Member since Apr 2011
3196 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
So.... raincheck?


facher08
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Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
1548 posts

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Garfield
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Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7476 posts

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jflsufan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
2602 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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How many plants do you guys have that you need someone whose only job is to water them?


My office has this too. Some lady from Heroman’s shows up once or twice per week and takes care of all the plants in the office. If one is a lost cause they replace it. I have two plants in my personal office so I speak with her on occasion. Same as OP, upper 50’s, not attractive, not necessarily unattractive, but a nice lady. If I wasn’t married I would probably let her smoke my pole. No dice if I have to bring her to get a daiquiri first.


lsuwontonwrap
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
29776 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
It's a test.


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meansonny
Georgia Fan
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
7870 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob. by Slippy
I froze for a moment, in disbelief that this was happening.

She then said we could go get a daiquiri first to loosen up, and that she likes The Daiquiri Place in Kenner because they make them real strong, and she has to get one there before she has sex with her husband.

She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.

She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.



Soooo. You're the 19th person at the office offered oral sex by the water girl. The 17th if you are only counting the guys offered.

Go ahead. Be the first one to take her up on it. Wgas. It was fun while it lasted.


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tigerbutt
LSU Fan
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
19163 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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Congrats on the (floral) sex.

FIFY


MrLSU
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Member since Jan 2004
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dbeck
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Member since Nov 2014
15495 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.

A bigger job came up.


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