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GeauxxxTigers23
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Did you feel bad for her? Seems like she really hates her husbands dick and wants to see a different one.


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Itismemc
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Getting you Ficus dusted there Mr. Deeds


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Chief Hinge
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
My first question


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dbuchanon
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Is she gonna cook you a steak too??


On the bj, bro


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TheAnvil
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.


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biglego
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
It’s been eons since I’ve had a bj. I’d even take one from a man at this point.


Obtuse1
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Did she ask how you wanted your steak cooked?


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topdollarbill
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
81 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Nothing to add to OP other than that it makes me really happy.


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OysterPoBoy
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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It’s been eons since I’ve had a bj. I’d even take one from a man at this point.


Just go to the gliryhole in Port Allen.


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TigerNlc
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25033 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
So how was it?


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Christopher Columbo
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
She gonna put that green thumb in your butthole.


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wasteland
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
So.... raincheck?


facher08
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.


I mean, she's got a pretty face and smile for a 60 year old.


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Garfield
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Member since Dec 2011
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
I’m not smart enough to know how, but i am smart enough to know




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jflsufan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
2583 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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How many plants do you guys have that you need someone whose only job is to water them?


My office has this too. Some lady from Heroman’s shows up once or twice per week and takes care of all the plants in the office. If one is a lost cause they replace it. I have two plants in my personal office so I speak with her on occasion. Same as OP, upper 50’s, not attractive, not necessarily unattractive, but a nice lady. If I wasn’t married I would probably let her smoke my pole. No dice if I have to bring her to get a daiquiri first.


lsuwontonwrap
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Member since Aug 2012
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
It's a test.


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meansonny
Georgia Fan
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
7714 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob. by Slippy
I froze for a moment, in disbelief that this was happening.

She then said we could go get a daiquiri first to loosen up, and that she likes The Daiquiri Place in Kenner because they make them real strong, and she has to get one there before she has sex with her husband.

She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.

She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.



Soooo. You're the 19th person at the office offered oral sex by the water girl. The 17th if you are only counting the guys offered.

Go ahead. Be the first one to take her up on it. Wgas. It was fun while it lasted.


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tigerbutt
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Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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Congrats on the (floral) sex.

FIFY


MrLSU
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
9959 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Take her to Chateau Country Club instead.

Its not her is it?


dbeck
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Member since Nov 2014
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.

A bigger job came up.


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