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Slippy
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The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
I froze for a moment, in disbelief that this was happening.

She then said we could go get a daiquiri first to loosen up, and that she likes The Daiquiri Place in Kenner because they make them real strong, and she has to get one there before she has sex with her husband.

She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.

She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.


Tigerbait357
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
This story sounds trashy


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Cosmo
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.


Codythetiger
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Slippy, are you sure you didnt just wake up from a dream?


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Walt OReilly
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Next Year U
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
WHy don’t you take her up on her offer? Who cares. If you’re married. Your wife will never know


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PipelineBaw
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
You about to get MeToo'd by a Golden Girl


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upgrayedd
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
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She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.


Close your eyes and pretend it's your husband, pussy


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OysterPoBoy
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BR
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
How many plants do you guys have that you need someone whose only job is to water them?


TDcline
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Congrats on the (oral) sex.


Jim Rockford
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Your office has a plant waterer who gives blowjobs. Gotta admit, that's baller AF.


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fallguy_1978
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Are you married? Otherwise why not unless there's some extortion potential? Then just go to a rub and tug
This post was edited on 3/14 at 10:42 pm


Tigerbait357
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Member since Jun 2011
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.



Or is it this one?

This post was edited on 3/14 at 10:46 pm


fr33manator
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Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
84199 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
I mean...does she have all her teeth?

If so...free blowjob!


Porkchop Express
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Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Sounds like she's trying to water your plant and make it grow.

Remember it's not cheating if you keep the paper on the straw.


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tigerpimpbot
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
You’re like the poor man’s Bob Kraft. Congratulations?


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GeauxxxTigers23
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Explain to us how she asked. Was there a buildup? We’re yall chatting already? Normally flirty with one another?

Or did she just look up while she was watering a ficas and say “Hey slippy mind if I suck your dick?”


lsuson
LSU Fan
NOLA
Member since Oct 2013
5483 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Did it go something like this, “Slip, your orchid need watering? Nah Marg its good. Slip you know anything else that needs to be watered? Hmm let me think. Ok Slip I want to smoke your pole.”


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Slippy
LSU Fan
The Upside Down
Member since Aug 2005
3403 posts

re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
She has been flirting with me for years. Never any physical contact at all. I have mostly acted disinterested in anything she had to say.

Until today.


Yat27
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Austin
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
This is a sad story (if true).


weaveballs1
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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.


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