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The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:38 pm
I froze for a moment, in disbelief that this was happening.
She then said we could go get a daiquiri first to loosen up, and that she likes The Daiquiri Place in Kenner because they make them real strong, and she has to get one there before she has sex with her husband.
She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.
She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.
She then said we could go get a daiquiri first to loosen up, and that she likes The Daiquiri Place in Kenner because they make them real strong, and she has to get one there before she has sex with her husband.
She then got a call on her cell phone and had to leave.
She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:39 pm to Slippy
This story sounds trashy
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:40 pm to Slippy
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:40 pm to Slippy
Slippy, are you sure you didnt just wake up from a dream?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:40 pm to Slippy
WHy don’t you take her up on her offer? Who cares. If you’re married. Your wife will never know
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:40 pm to Slippy
You about to get MeToo'd by a Golden Girl
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:40 pm to Slippy
quote:
She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.
Close your eyes and pretend it's your husband, pussy
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:41 pm to Slippy
How many plants do you guys have that you need someone whose only job is to water them?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:41 pm to Slippy
Congrats on the (oral) sex.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:41 pm to Slippy
Your office has a plant waterer who gives blowjobs. Gotta admit, that's baller AF.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:41 pm to Slippy
Are you married? Otherwise why not unless there's some extortion potential? Then just go to a rub and tug
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:43 pm to Cosmo
Or is it this one?
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:44 pm to Slippy
I mean...does she have all her teeth?
If so...free blowjob!
If so...free blowjob!
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:45 pm to fallguy_1978
Sounds like she's trying to water your plant and make it grow.
Remember it's not cheating if you keep the paper on the straw.
Remember it's not cheating if you keep the paper on the straw.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:45 pm to Slippy
You’re like the poor man’s Bob Kraft. Congratulations?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:45 pm to Slippy
Explain to us how she asked. Was there a buildup? We’re yall chatting already? Normally flirty with one another?
Or did she just look up while she was watering a ficas and say “Hey slippy mind if I suck your dick?”
Or did she just look up while she was watering a ficas and say “Hey slippy mind if I suck your dick?”
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:46 pm to Slippy
Did it go something like this, “Slip, your orchid need watering? Nah Marg its good. Slip you know anything else that needs to be watered? Hmm let me think. Ok Slip I want to smoke your pole.”
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:48 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
She has been flirting with me for years. Never any physical contact at all. I have mostly acted disinterested in anything she had to say.
Until today.
Until today.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:49 pm to Slippy
This is a sad story (if true).
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:50 pm to Slippy
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