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re: Tell your crazy mother inlaw stories here
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:59 pm to 3morereps
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:59 pm to 3morereps
Mine "tried" to commit suicide like 6 or 7 years ago. Blames her problems on everyone else. Her recent boob job, tummy tuck, and money problems are an interesting side not.
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:59 pm to lynxcat
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This is tells me nothing.
She tried to upstage her own daughter at her daughter's wedding.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:00 pm to 3morereps
My mother in law is awesome and the jnly stories I have about in laws are funny and not crazy. I got lucky
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:00 pm to ProjectP2294
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She tried to upstage her own daughter at her daughter's wedding.
Eh, I think that's reading into it a bit and speaks more to a lack of confidence in the bride.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:01 pm to 3morereps
My in laws live 400 miles away 
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:02 pm to lynxcat
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Eh, I think that's reading into it a bit and speaks more to a lack of confidence in the bride.
Maybe, but there is a reason it's frowned upon to do that.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:03 pm to 3morereps
Out of respect for my wife I'll keep my MIL stories to myself. However, she checks pretty much every box on the crazy checklist.
Despite her many faults, she does love her children, I'll give her that.
Despite her many faults, she does love her children, I'll give her that.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:03 pm to lynxcat
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My mother in law wore "Ivory" (as in "I don't see what the big deal is, it's Ivory not White") to our wedding.
This is tells me nothing.
Me either.....what does that mean?
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:03 pm to lynxcat
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This is tells me nothing.
Given the fact that she couldn’t be bothered to allow her own daughter to be the only woman wearing white on her wedding day, compounded by the fact that she convinced herself that ivory is not white...
We can safely assume that she’s a selfish individual capable of deluding herself into believing her own fantasies, or at the very least capable of convincing others that she is able to. None of those are the qualities of a person you’d want having significant influence on your kid.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:04 pm to slackster
Mine wanted me to install her floors for free while I payed her to watch her grandkid.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:04 pm to 3morereps
Been done 1,000 times..
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:04 pm to BoogaBear
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Mine wanted me to install her floors for free while I payed her to watch her grandkid.
damn
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:05 pm to Masterag
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Given the fact that she couldn’t be bothered to allow her own daughter to be the only woman wearing white on her wedding day, compounded by the fact that she convinced herself that ivory is not white...
We can safely assume that she’s a selfish individual capable of deluding herself into believing her own fantasies, or at the very least capable of convincing others that she is able to. None of those are the qualities of a person you’d want having significant influence on your kid.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:06 pm to 3morereps
Does she smoke Virginia slim cigarettes and have an old mean arse chihuahua lap dog?
Sounds like she would
Sounds like she would
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:07 pm to Green Chili Tiger
baw
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:09 pm to 3morereps
Some of her quotes:
I never farted until I was 60.
It's not fair that the thugs in South Carolina have nuclear weapons and the police don't.
Women can't get pregnant if they don't have an orgasm.
Only one Jew went to fight in Korea in the Korean War. (She was adament about this.)
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Whenever I hear the sound of burnt bread being scraped to remove the burn, I remember her biscuits.
I never farted until I was 60.
It's not fair that the thugs in South Carolina have nuclear weapons and the police don't.
Women can't get pregnant if they don't have an orgasm.
Only one Jew went to fight in Korea in the Korean War. (She was adament about this.)
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Whenever I hear the sound of burnt bread being scraped to remove the burn, I remember her biscuits.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:10 pm to 3morereps
Mine was batshit insane and did all kinds of batshit insane stuff. She’s all right now that she got her meds sorted out. I’m just glad she lives far away so I don’t have to deal with her that often. Lucky for me, my wife (no pics) inherited her father’s cool temperament; my sister in law got the insane gene.
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:11 pm to 3morereps
She was technically never my mother in law. They found her dead about 6 hours before our wedding. The end.
Not kidding
Not kidding
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:14 pm to 3morereps
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This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 6:39 am
Posted on 9/5/18 at 1:17 pm to prostyleoffensetime
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They found her dead about 6 hours before our wedding
Damn.
What color dress was she wearing?
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