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re: Tell us about the date that made you realize you were gay..
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:28 pm to To the Dome
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:28 pm to To the Dome
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Serious talk chick told me she had been raped and nope
Had a girl tell me this on a first date. And if course I blurt out the first thing that pops in my head "so you're not a virgin?"
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Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:28 pm to OWLFAN86
2 stories both high school
During my junior year, we were on a bus going on a field trip to New Orleans to watch a stage play. We were all talking and joking on the bus, when this girl who was one of the prettiest and most popular girl in school and I started to make eye contact... then she started to smile at me... and finally she blew me a kiss... I was so startled that I sat back down and never looked at her again for the entire trip. She never acknowledged me again... (OK...not really a date, but still... could've led to a date if I would not had chickened out).
During my senior year, a girl (average looking) asked me to help her with physics. So I went to her house, met her mom and dad. They asked me where I was going to take her on our date... I was like wha?... the girl quickly tried to explain that we were only studying physics. Her parents said 'oh... a study date...' She was so embarrassed that she could not concentrate. Then... I saw the biggest cat walked across the living room. Apparently when you neutered a cat, they get huge, and this cat was the size of a large lab. I remember yelling something like, 'Holy shite... is that a cat?' Her parents had this thing against swearing and did not like my outburst... I left soon after...
During my junior year, we were on a bus going on a field trip to New Orleans to watch a stage play. We were all talking and joking on the bus, when this girl who was one of the prettiest and most popular girl in school and I started to make eye contact... then she started to smile at me... and finally she blew me a kiss... I was so startled that I sat back down and never looked at her again for the entire trip. She never acknowledged me again... (OK...not really a date, but still... could've led to a date if I would not had chickened out).
During my senior year, a girl (average looking) asked me to help her with physics. So I went to her house, met her mom and dad. They asked me where I was going to take her on our date... I was like wha?... the girl quickly tried to explain that we were only studying physics. Her parents said 'oh... a study date...' She was so embarrassed that she could not concentrate. Then... I saw the biggest cat walked across the living room. Apparently when you neutered a cat, they get huge, and this cat was the size of a large lab. I remember yelling something like, 'Holy shite... is that a cat?' Her parents had this thing against swearing and did not like my outburst... I left soon after...
This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:35 pm to AbuTheMonkey
quote:You can really paint a picture with your words. So much detail.
My singular worst was from my brief time on Tinder. Thought I might have to get a restraining order on a girl.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:45 pm to Lokistale
In high school, we went on a trip where there were students from two other nearby schools. The bus started at our school, then picked up kids at School B and then school C.
At the last stop was this girl who we will refer to as Satan. Satan was fine as hell, a cheerleader and just eye candy. A buddy of mine negotiated our way up to Satan and her friend's area and made conversation for the six hour trip.
We all hung out, and on the way back, I made out with Satan on the bus, and my friend got action in the seat. It was awesome.
So naturally we are all going to follow up with dates. I called her up and she said to hell with dinner, just come to the house. My parents won't be home.
And that was my best date ever.
However, Satan ended up being psycho. I couldn't go on with it. Called me on the phone, threatened to kill herself and fired a shotgun in the air and hung up psycho. We went to different schools, but the bitch had spies. I wouldn't answer the phone, she'd write 10 page letters and mail them to my house.
Junior year was over and somehow I avoided her my entire senior year. Then she ended up at MSU with me and acted like nothing had happened.
At the last stop was this girl who we will refer to as Satan. Satan was fine as hell, a cheerleader and just eye candy. A buddy of mine negotiated our way up to Satan and her friend's area and made conversation for the six hour trip.
We all hung out, and on the way back, I made out with Satan on the bus, and my friend got action in the seat. It was awesome.
So naturally we are all going to follow up with dates. I called her up and she said to hell with dinner, just come to the house. My parents won't be home.
And that was my best date ever.
However, Satan ended up being psycho. I couldn't go on with it. Called me on the phone, threatened to kill herself and fired a shotgun in the air and hung up psycho. We went to different schools, but the bitch had spies. I wouldn't answer the phone, she'd write 10 page letters and mail them to my house.
Junior year was over and somehow I avoided her my entire senior year. Then she ended up at MSU with me and acted like nothing had happened.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:49 pm to Red Stick Tigress
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3. We went to dinner at Serrano's. When I told him I didn't like extra salt on the tortilla chips, he proceeded to pour the entire salt shaker on them
WTF? Did he think this was a deal sealer?
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:58 pm to The Hurricane
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SHE WAS 13!
Is this in a movie? If not she was 13 & working at a grocery store?
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:58 pm to Red Stick Tigress
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3. We went to dinner at Serrano's. When I told him I didn't like extra salt on the tortilla chips, he proceeded to pour the entire salt shaker on them.
I would have made sure we had plenty of low sodium options. And if we ever went out for sushi I'd make sure the soy sauce was MSG free, girl.
And me and my Hyundai Accent would always be right on time to pick you up.
This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:03 pm to OWLFAN86
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This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:16 pm to Revelator
You should've fricked her conceited brains out
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:16 pm to Melvin
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Yeah that's not true
Hand on the bible it's 100% true. I've done some shitty things in my life I have no conscience
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:19 pm to OweO
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:25 pm to 19
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That very night, Fugly shows up at my apt. (My co-worker didn't even know my address, I still don't know how she located me) I wouldn't answer at first, but she just knocked harder. I open the door and she proceeds to light into me right there on the stoop: first of all, my accent is embarassing, I was a dumb southern frick and I need to keep my confederate flags hidden (?)
I was inbred...LSU is for dumbfricks...says some other shite before she storms back to her car, turns to face me again and adds the cherry on top:
"And oh yeah, I prefer fricking black men! How ya like that, Billy-Bob??!!"
She takes off, flipping me off as she guns it...and T-bones the Pee-Whine shite out of a car backing out of the building next door...destroying her car's front-end and totaling this Asian dude's 4-Runner.
I had dinner with this bitch once, and with another couple at that.
I wonder why she was single...
All you had to say was "Lets get this straight. So you learn that I think you are horrendous & don't want to go out with you again so you found out where I lived, came to me to throw a fit and I am the one with problems? You were about to frick Billy Bob before you learned he thought you looked like a matamata turtle"
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:26 pm to The Hurricane
Wasn't this the same year that Fawn Liebowitz was killed in that tragic kiln explosion?
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:29 pm to 19
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need to keep my confederate flags hidden
sounds like she was spot on with these nuggets
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I was a dumb southern frick
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I was inbred
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:30 pm to yoga girl
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He shows up and honks his horn in my driveway rather than coming up to the door. I should have known at that point.
He stinks, and it was a very weird smell. Seemed to be a mixture of sweaty body odor and chemicals.
Hey! I just got done working out, and the Juice was making me impatient so I payed the horn to get your slow butt moving.
You'll never let this one die, will you? I said we could shower together what more could you want
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:31 pm to OWLFAN86
Lauren Feichtinger from San Antonio.
Met her at Six Flags. She was blonde but had a great body. Probably 34D-26-36, 5'9 and 130. We were both 18. I took her to Outback Steakhouse. Everybody was spinning around to look at her.
I was really nervous. My performance with her was like JJ on 1/9. I didn't get a kiss, or a second date. I stuttered while we were at the restaurant. I couldn't think of anything to say. I could feel myself not acting natural, smiling too much, laughing too much, etc.
When I made it back to her house, I knocked over a teddy bear that was on her bed and tried to put it back but it fell three more times. "Just put the motherfricker in the middle of the bed!" would have been the reaction if folks were viewing from home.
That evening changed me for the better. I learned a lot from that experience. I didn't date anyone for two months but when I did it went a lot better.
Met her at Six Flags. She was blonde but had a great body. Probably 34D-26-36, 5'9 and 130. We were both 18. I took her to Outback Steakhouse. Everybody was spinning around to look at her.
I was really nervous. My performance with her was like JJ on 1/9. I didn't get a kiss, or a second date. I stuttered while we were at the restaurant. I couldn't think of anything to say. I could feel myself not acting natural, smiling too much, laughing too much, etc.
When I made it back to her house, I knocked over a teddy bear that was on her bed and tried to put it back but it fell three more times. "Just put the motherfricker in the middle of the bed!" would have been the reaction if folks were viewing from home.
That evening changed me for the better. I learned a lot from that experience. I didn't date anyone for two months but when I did it went a lot better.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:36 pm to yoga girl
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He stinks, and it was a very weird smell. Seemed to be a mixture of sweaty body odor and chemicals.
That's an immediate deal breaker. If someone stinks, frick that. If you are going on a date, take a shower, put a little powder on, deodorant and if you have the right body chemistry for cologne, spray it on once at the distance your arm extends out to with your hand turned slightly to the side so the whole one spray doesn't get on you. How hard is it to be clean? You can be ugly as the day is long, but just be fricking clean. Clean your ears well. You don't want to take the slightest risk of some wax showing. Clean your noise, not just the outside.. Floss, then brush your teeth, mouthwash & keep altoids available. You know how food starts to smell if you leave it in the frig for too long? If you don't floss you get food stuck in your teeth & if its there for a long time it smells. I hate dirty people.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:49 pm to OWLFAN86
Had a blind date with a girl who basically talked about herself non-stop. Spent the entire date complaining about mostly unimportant stuff (not about me at least).
Went on a big rant about how she didn't eat at "low-class places" (we ate at Chili's, which isn't horrible being broke college students). Besides the other 8 people didn't seem to care.
Couldn't wait to get her out of my car and the other people we went with were more than happy to drop her off early (which we did) and then we all went out.
On the plus side I did meet my eventual fiance/wife on that date so it wasn't all bad.
Went on a big rant about how she didn't eat at "low-class places" (we ate at Chili's, which isn't horrible being broke college students). Besides the other 8 people didn't seem to care.
Couldn't wait to get her out of my car and the other people we went with were more than happy to drop her off early (which we did) and then we all went out.
On the plus side I did meet my eventual fiance/wife on that date so it wasn't all bad.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:52 pm to ForkEmDemons
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On the plus side I did meet my eventual fiance/wife on that date so it wasn't all bad
How did you meet your wife if you were on a date with blabbermouth?
Posted on 1/18/16 at 3:54 pm to OweO
quote:Thanks Kige, how about you make us a video
Clean your ears well. You don't want to take the slightest risk of some wax showing. Clean your noise, not just the outside.. Floss, then brush your teeth, mouthwash & keep altoids available. You know how food starts to smell if you leave it in the frig for too long? If you don't floss you get food stuck in your teeth & if its there for a long time it smells.
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