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re: Tell us about the date that made you realize you were gay..

Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by ForkEmDemons
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2014
2235 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:02 pm to
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How did you meet your wife if you were on a date with blabbermouth?



After we dropped the crappy date off she was at the place we went to. Hung out with her for a while, kept in touch and then hooked up a few years later.
This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 4:03 pm
Posted by St Jean The Baptiste
Laredo, TX
Member since Aug 2015
5828 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:05 pm to
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ForkEmDemons


Very nice.

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:08 pm to
She got pregnant
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:09 pm to
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Lauren Feichtinger from San Antonio.


Is she now Lauren Marzouki? If so, I can see why you were a little intimidated...
Posted by CMDBear
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
81 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:13 pm to
I have had several great first dates and a few not so good first dates but this one takes the cake in psycho first date. Met her on Match ( def have some crazy women on that site) about 4 years ago. Her profile has one "recent" picture and a few that look taken from the 80s. We messaged each other for about 2 weeks then exchanged numbers and texted/talked on phone for about a week after that. I started to get an idea she might have issues but I agreed to meet. Of course in the process of communicating before meeting she told me she was a business owner ( had her own beauty product line), and she was a former model ( explaining the 80s style pics). She did not live far from me and we agree to meet for drinks at a Daquiri bar Not your typical first date like dinner and drinks or movie but I had some reservations prior. She shows up in a Rolls Royce. She said her age on profile was 45 but that was a lie. She looked closer to 60. She had a low cut blouse on and glitter on her chest. She brings to the Daquiri bar her shampoo and conditioner products ( from her beauty line), a poster of the modeling pic from the 80s ( same pic from her profile just larger), and a business card. For 2 hours she talks about how she traveled the world and stayed at 5 star hotels and dined in fancy restaurants. She dated the lead singer in REO Speedwagon. Went on tour with other rock bands. She has a beach house in Palm Springs and wants me to go with her. I barely get enough words in our conversation to form sentences. This woman is nuts. Then at the end of the night she wants me to move in with her. She has a 4 bedroom house on 3 acres and she wants me to be her handyman and lover. I can drive either her Jaguar, Rolls Royce or Mercedes any time I want. I sat in her Rolls Royce and there was crap everywhere. I told her I would think about it. Never spoke to her again. Deleted my profile. Blocked her number. I probably would have lived as her little man toy if she was younger and a little more attractive. She was wearing so much make up she looked like a clown and had some plastic surgery done too. I def could not have brought her around friends or family.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:22 pm to
Sounds like you couldn't fight this feeling anymore. Perhaps you'd forgotten what you started fighting for?
Posted by CMDBear
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
81 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:36 pm to
Definitely was not going to bring that ship into shore. My oars will be kept by me forever
Posted by St Jean The Baptiste
Laredo, TX
Member since Aug 2015
5828 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:41 pm to
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Is she now Lauren Marzouki?


I'm sure she's married and changed her name by now.

She would be 33 years old today.

She was the hottest girl at Six Flags and I asked her out when no one else would.

She had the perfect body. 5'9, 130 lbs and was a 34D-26-36 (estimated). I haven't seen her since our failed first date.

I wish her the best.



This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:41 pm to
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She dated the lead singer in REO Speedwagon.


Pretty funny that she bragged about this. In his heydey, he looked like a poodle.

Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:42 pm to
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I'm sure she's married and changed her name by now.

She would be 33 years old today.


Yep. She's divorced now, but "in a relationship" according to FB. And yeah, having two kids has done nothing to damage her figure.
Posted by St Jean The Baptiste
Laredo, TX
Member since Aug 2015
5828 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:45 pm to
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Yep. She's divorced now, but "in a relationship" according to FB. And yeah, having two kids has done nothing to damage her figure.


Yeah I just saw her on Pinterest. That's her!

Do you know her personally?

Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29296 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:49 pm to


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Lokistale


2 stories both high school


My only regret is that I can not downvote this twice.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:51 pm to
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Do you know her personally?


Nope. I'm just a friendly internet stalker with nothing better to do with my time. FWIW, her FB page shows that she has good taste in music.

Ok, I'll stop. I'm at the tipping point of creepy now.
Posted by St Jean The Baptiste
Laredo, TX
Member since Aug 2015
5828 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:53 pm to
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Dignan


quote:

FWIW, her FB page shows that she has good taste in music.


Nice. What else does her page show? (I'm not on FB.)

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124045 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:54 pm to
Good old Owlie
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22057 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:55 pm to
Did Nado Jenkins tell his story yet?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175802 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:57 pm to
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Good old Owlie
it wasn't my original intent ,,but then I thought I cant let this go to waste,, I mean I'm THE best poster on the OT for a reason
Posted by St Jean The Baptiste
Laredo, TX
Member since Aug 2015
5828 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:58 pm to
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OWLFAN86


Well played, sir.

Go Rice!

Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:59 pm to
2 kids, lives outside of Houston and is a teacher at an elementary school.

This is slightly random, but her ex husband's sister (Erin Marzouki) was engaged to Mario Williams, before they had a nasty breakup which you can find on google.

I need a life.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98864 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 4:59 pm to
And there is the famed title change I've read so much about.
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