Tell us about the date that made you realize you were gay..

December first.

When I was a sophomore in high school I took a shite on a girl's chest before she was ready for it. It was pretty horrible to see her cry like that. Plus we got kicked out of Taco Bell.

Got in argument with one. She ended up crying!? We had only met a week or so before and it was a first date? What was she so mad about, and then upset?

Other was a total misread on my part. I thought it was a date and played the gentleman. With the assumption there'd be other dates. I think, in hindsight, she just wanted to hook up. Spend another week or two trying to call her and hook up, but never worked out.

Totally blew a good piece of poon trying to be a decent guy. Total Beta move.

Blind date with a friend's lab partner back in the day. He picked me up in a car that boomed so much I could feel it in my chest. He wasn't even remotely good looking, but he had a worse personality. Kept bragging about how much money his family had. Talked about himself all through dinner. Everytime I thanked him for something, he'd say, "It ain't no thang, girl." I pretended to have an asthma attack and made him take me home. Weird dude.

She told me she shot her last s/o in the face after I picked her up

I agreed to a blind date. She was fat. Pretty much all I got.

Blind date. She meets me at a sushi restaurant. She has braces, can't use chopsticks and she was a Bama fan. 'I bleed crimson' was the quote that ended it.

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drunkenpunkin

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whut,, youre a gay dude ?

gross

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How are you gonna switch this one around?

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wait until you post your story about the ducks and post a pic of a duck

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wait until you post your story about the ducks

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I never actually met mallard duck-collector-tattoo artist-guy that still lived in his mom's basement. We just chatted on the phone before I told him we clearly were not a "match".