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re: Tell us about the date that made you realize you were gay..
Posted on 1/18/16 at 7:53 am to OWLFAN86
Posted on 1/18/16 at 7:53 am to OWLFAN86
Took a friends younger sister out. Nothing fancy. Just some party and hanging out. Bring her back to her place and she invites me in to watch a movie. Snuggled on the couch I think I'm gonna be a gentleman and ask her if it's ok to kiss her before I just go in uninvited. She says no, I feel shamed and leave pretty quick. He brother calls me the next day laughing his arse off. His siter told him she was ready to frick until I acted like a dork and asked to kiss her.
Another time i asked a girl on a date and she said she was already planning on going to a friends but I could go with her. While at this friends someone breaks out a blunt. Id smoked before so I figured why not. Took some pretty big hits and ended up like Smokey on Friday. Twitching with cold sweats in the driveway then puked on her car. I don't remember how I got to my truck but I woke up the next day passed out on the shoukder of the highway in my truck and she never returned my calls
Another time i asked a girl on a date and she said she was already planning on going to a friends but I could go with her. While at this friends someone breaks out a blunt. Id smoked before so I figured why not. Took some pretty big hits and ended up like Smokey on Friday. Twitching with cold sweats in the driveway then puked on her car. I don't remember how I got to my truck but I woke up the next day passed out on the shoukder of the highway in my truck and she never returned my calls
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Posted on 1/18/16 at 7:57 am to The Pirate King
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I have had this happen as well. Had a girl tell me she was raped by a hitchhiker and got impregnated and had an abortion at 15. A little bit heavy for a first date.
You ever think for a minute she wasn't into you and just made that story up to make you feel awkward and not make a move on her??
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:11 am to CoachChappy
Well played. 
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:15 am to OWLFAN86
In high school my best buddy was dating an OT-8 and had an out of town cousin staying with her. My buddy asks me to double date with the cousin - I said to myself what can go wrong here. Picked them up - my date was some kind of ugly - her nose was up on her forehead and her face looked like it had caught fire and they stamped it out with a track shoe. I suggested we see whatever was playing at the drive in, but the other three wanted to see a movie playing downtown. Sneaked in and out of the theater as best I could, but my sister must have seen me because the next morning my mother said she heard I had a date with a really ugly girl.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:16 am to boXerrumble
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I cringed at what she was wearing and I left without seeing her.
Never spoke to her again.
(Yes, I actually left because I thought what she was wearing was hideous.)
Without seeing her?
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:38 am to OWLFAN86
So I was a freshman pledge in college. Some of the actives had taken me and Flounder(he was a really fat guy, kind of a pussy too) to the grocery to go pick up some things for our toga party at the house that night. So after being stuff with meats by my degenerate active, I go through the lines. The checkout girl can see right through my pullover that we're robbing them blind. She stops me and I'm dead in the water. Find out, she didn't care one bit. She was cute, nice tits prob an OT5 and I invited her to the toga party.
So she shows up a little late to the party and starts pounding punch. We go down to the basement and I asked her if she wanted to dance. Everything is going great and I know I'm getting with her that night. We go back upstairs to Hoover's room and start making out. She strips and gets on top of me and starts taking off her bra. I start feeling her up and IT'S NOTHING BUT TISSUE AND SHE PASSED OUT! So after this moral dilemma of whether I frick her or not, I drop her crippled body off to her parents in a grocery cart.
So a few days later, I go throw some rocks at her window(real romantic). We end up going for a walk and head to the football stadium. I was still a virgin at the time and we're about to have sex on the 50. I told her about the virgin thing and she drops a bombshell on me...SHE WAS 13! I didn't care, had sex. So I meet her dad later on at the homecoming parade and found out he was the mayor and I dropped her.
So she shows up a little late to the party and starts pounding punch. We go down to the basement and I asked her if she wanted to dance. Everything is going great and I know I'm getting with her that night. We go back upstairs to Hoover's room and start making out. She strips and gets on top of me and starts taking off her bra. I start feeling her up and IT'S NOTHING BUT TISSUE AND SHE PASSED OUT! So after this moral dilemma of whether I frick her or not, I drop her crippled body off to her parents in a grocery cart.
So a few days later, I go throw some rocks at her window(real romantic). We end up going for a walk and head to the football stadium. I was still a virgin at the time and we're about to have sex on the 50. I told her about the virgin thing and she drops a bombshell on me...SHE WAS 13! I didn't care, had sex. So I meet her dad later on at the homecoming parade and found out he was the mayor and I dropped her.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:59 am to OWLFAN86
She said, "sometimes I just go psycho" with a semi-strange look in her eyes and laughs. Yeah.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:05 am to The Hurricane
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So I was a freshman pledge in college
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SHE WAS 13! I didn't care, had sex.
You are a freshman in college so probably 18 and admit to fricking at 13 year old kid? You belong in jail.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:16 am to JOJO Hammer
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You are a freshman in college so probably 18 and admit to fricking at 13 year old kid? You belong in jail.
You're probably right. After going on double secret probation, eventually being kicked off campus and then ruining the town parade, I really matured and grew up.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:19 am to The Hurricane
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You're probably right. After going on double secret probation, eventually being kicked off campus and then ruining the town parade, I really matured and grew up.
Germans
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:25 am to Ed Osteen
But he probably benches 400, bruh. So it's cool
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:26 am to OWLFAN86
I went out with a girl in college that had never even kissed a guy.
Pretty girl, just had been raised by religious fanatics. Turned out all those pinned up hormones turned into a great lay - for another guy. It freaked me out and I never called her back.
Pretty girl, just had been raised by religious fanatics. Turned out all those pinned up hormones turned into a great lay - for another guy. It freaked me out and I never called her back.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:27 am to blueridgeTiger
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Germans
Can't believe those frickers bombed pearl harbor
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:31 am to Puck82
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Can't believe those frickers bombed pearl harbor
but we didn't quit!
This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 9:32 am
Posted on 1/18/16 at 10:00 am to xxKylexx
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she's actually 16, not 18 like she had told me originally.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 10:11 am to TheAlmightySmash
Took a girl out in college who was out of my league, but I went for it anyway. We're stuck in traffic behind one of those dorky "Lil Red Express Trucks"... those Dodge trucks you'd see in the 80's with the dorky wood paneling and the chrome exhaust towers and the old timey decals.
I went on a tirade of how stupid those trucks looked and "what kind of loser would drive around in one of those things" and on and on... She started crying, told me she'd just gotten dumped by a guy who drove one of those, and how he was the best thing in the world and yaddah yaddah. So she went home early.
I went on a tirade of how stupid those trucks looked and "what kind of loser would drive around in one of those things" and on and on... She started crying, told me she'd just gotten dumped by a guy who drove one of those, and how he was the best thing in the world and yaddah yaddah. So she went home early.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 10:20 am to Fewer Kilometers
ETA. This is Mrs. Fury. Husband was signed in on my laptop.
Met a guy at a restaurant. He was already at the bar and I assume we were on the wait-list. There was already drink waiting for me. He got a little miffed when i told the bartender I'm not drinking something just sitting there. So we wait and wait. I'm like, let's see what's up with our table. He says he's on Atkins diet and actually has dinner prepared at his apartment. Against my better judgement at this bait and switch we go to the parking lot to get our cars and he has this police light on his dash that I ask him about. he's not in law enforcement or anything close to a profession like that. Get this lame answer from him. Take my car to his apartment. He has super cute puppies that greet us at the door and they peed on my feet. I said that its best I just go home.
Met a guy at a restaurant. He was already at the bar and I assume we were on the wait-list. There was already drink waiting for me. He got a little miffed when i told the bartender I'm not drinking something just sitting there. So we wait and wait. I'm like, let's see what's up with our table. He says he's on Atkins diet and actually has dinner prepared at his apartment. Against my better judgement at this bait and switch we go to the parking lot to get our cars and he has this police light on his dash that I ask him about. he's not in law enforcement or anything close to a profession like that. Get this lame answer from him. Take my car to his apartment. He has super cute puppies that greet us at the door and they peed on my feet. I said that its best I just go home.
This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 10:22 am
Posted on 1/18/16 at 10:42 am to OWLFAN86
Several years ago in the heyday of chat rooms and ASL I met a girl through AOL chat, I think her name was Jamie. We chatted for a while, exchanged pics, etc. and then agreed to meet at Mall of LA to see if there was a true mutual interest. We were supposed to meet and just talk for a few minutes, then go home and tell the other person what we really thought. So we met outside the mall and she looked good. We went back to our respective homes and chatted online and agreed that we both liked each other so I invited her to my apartment. She came over and soon we were making out and things moved to the bedroom. The only thing I noticed kinda strange was that her hair was really rough/coarse but I really didn't think anything of it. We were doing the usual kissing, rubbing, grabbing and soon she grabbed my package and unbuttoned my jeans and pulled them off and then got down on her knees and began to do the deed. All was well but then I glanced down and the way the light was hitting her head I noticed some mesh on her scalp. As I looked more closely I noticed it covered her entire head. Ol' Jamie was bald and had a Hair Club for Men weave job with a horse hair wig. Needless to say I suddenly felt nauseous and I couldn't even keep it up. She asked me what was wrong and I told her I had done some shots before she got there to calm my nerves and that I felt like I was gonna pass out. I told her I'd chat with her online the next day and I pretended to fall asleep. She continued to lay there for a while rubbing on my dick but eventually she left. Never talked to her again.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 10:43 am to DanglingFury
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ETA. This is Mrs. Fury. Husband was signed in on my laptop.
Get back in the kitchen. Dont frick with a mans TD account.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 11:04 am to LSUTigerDDS
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She started balling crying uncontrollably.
That typo cracked me up for some reason.
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We're stuck in traffic behind one of those dorky "Lil Red Express Trucks"... those Dodge trucks you'd see in the 80's with the dorky wood paneling and the chrome exhaust towers and the old timey decals.
I had totally forgotten about those. Perfect description.
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