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re: Swimming across the Mississippi River in south Louisiana

Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:56 am to
If you are a strong swimmer in good shape it is doable.

Bear in mind however that because of and depending on the speed of the current you will land at least three quarters of a mile downstream from where you start.

That current also carrys small pieces of detritus like pickup trucks and forty foot tall trees. This is where the true danger lies.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17816 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:58 am to
Looking for my floaties as we type.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4981 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:58 am to
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Swimming across the Mississippi River in south Louisiana

quote:

Did anyone’s grandpa ever do this?


Yes. Upstream both ways
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13437 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:02 am to
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My dad used to tell me about when he lived in Minnesota and could walk from one side of the river to the other side,


Did he leave out the part about it being frozen?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25860 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:02 am to
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Have to imagine water is deeper than 4.6 feet
The river gauge means the water level is 4.6' above sea level. Not that the water is only 4.6' deep.

Why do you think the river gauges show lower and lower readings the further downstream you look. The New Orleans gauge has been between 2.0 and 3.0 over the past day. I promise the water is deeper than 2 or 3'

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177371 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:06 am to
The stage is so low you can see the diurnal tide cycle impacting the water level all the way past St Francisville approaching Red River Landing. Normally you can’t see that very far past the New Orleans gauge.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122195 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:06 am to
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That current also carrys small pieces of detritus like pickup trucks and forty foot tall trees. This is where the true danger lies.


This. Jones said someone could "easily" swim across it at the Dow Docks. With all the shite in that river.. it wouldn't be worth doing just to try to prove to people you could do it.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35092 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:07 am to
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And a wetsuit with biohazard protection


Significantly “cleaner” than nearly every other body of water in south La
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:08 am to
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That current also carrys small pieces of detritus like pickup trucks and forty foot tall trees. This is where the true danger lies.



Just pick a spot where the River flows North
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1676 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:12 am to
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That current also carrys small pieces of detritus like pickup trucks and forty foot tall trees.

Those big trees spin in the current just below the surface. Mind-boggling how that much force can be exerted with no big waves or sound to alert you from the bank.

The poster that suggested riding the ferry to see for yourself was spot on. There is a lot going on in that river passes unseen by people who have only viewed it from a levee or big bridge.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:15 am to
There is essentially no current at the moment. Debris is always floating down the river. Right now it's floating extremely slow. Vehicles also don't float.

An experienced swimmer in a good spot, like Missouri Bend, could easily swim across right now.

Stop latching onto anything on this site to get one over on me. You're completely out of your element here considering we are talking about water
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10197 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:19 am to
I had an uncle who swam across the Mississippi River between Hickman, KY and Doreena, MO back in the 1930s. He had planned on swimming across and catching the ferry back. Unfortunately, when he got to the Missouri side it occurred to him that his money for the fare was in his pants pockets and his pants were back on the Kentucky side. Yup, he had to swim back.

The river is wider there than it is at the I-10 bridge in Baton Rouge due to the bend, but a lot of the water is shallow with only the channel being deep enough to require swimming.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3783 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:22 am to
My grandfather supposedly did it. He grew up in Morganza. WW2 navy guy. I don’t doubt it.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177371 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:23 am to
quote:

There is essentially no current at the moment. Debris is always floating down the river. Right now it's floating extremely slow. Vehicles also don't float.

This is why this is the time to do it. The bank to bank distance is the shortest it will ever be and current is the lowest it will ever be. Hopefully this thread inspires someone.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:24 am to
friend of mine swam the alcatraz thing a few years back. let me see if I can get him drunk enough to agree to it.
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4277 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:31 am to
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Quapaw Canoe Company. I’ve swam and drifted too some of the large sandbars at Millers Point ( Clarksdale,Ms). The Mississippi River is a beautiful place.

I might try to swim it next week near there. If I can get some of my friends from the QuaPaw Canoe company to lifeguard for me.


There's a great link in there from someone who swam across

LINK https://www.outsideonline.com/adventure-travel/essays/anyone-dip/

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Soon we’re scattered by the flow, and each of us swims alone, finding his own rhythm. The water surface is ripply and agitated now, slapping with crosscurrents, surging with boils. I can feel the river pressing in on all sides, grappling with me, trying to decide how best to deal with the impertinence of my presence.


Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14292 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:34 am to
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I'm looking at anchored tanker just south of the new bridge. Have to imagine water is deeper than 4.6 feet, but it is down substantially!


Yea, that’s not how that works



And for the love of god…. It’s not ‘Stevo’, it’s ‘Steve-O’


JFC
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15752 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:36 am to
When I was a kid we had to swim the river to get to school. It was upstream both ways. Now get off my lawn
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14292 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:38 am to
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shite, instructions unclear, now I'm flowing down from dow hahnville. can someone fish me out around 9 mile?


I can get you out if you make it all the way down to plaquemines parish
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:42 am to
I swam upstream in the Mississippi in BR back in 2009. I was in peak physical condition, even more than Mingo.
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