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re: Swimming across the Mississippi River in south Louisiana

Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:39 am to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:39 am to
My dad told me he swam the river between New Madrid and the island off New Madrid (Madrid Bar) for his Boy Scout 1 mile swim. That would have been in the early 1960's. People used to ski and swim in the river up there.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:40 am to
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people don't even get in kayaks in that river



I’ve paddled my pirouge across the Mississippi.

A close friend is a NOBRA river pilot. ( the ones that make bank ). He works a lot in the command center for the river. He gos nuts every time I tell him that we are in the river.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:43 am to
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Wear a go pro if you do it.

And a rope so we can haul your carcass in and watch it.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:43 am to
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Swimming across the Mississippi River in south Louisiana

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuûüuúuck that
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:47 am to
^^^what he said
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:47 am to
shite, instructions unclear, now I'm flowing down from dow hahnville. can someone fish me out around 9 mile?
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:47 am to
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Seriously what makes the Mississippi more dangerous for a kayak then say a Class 4 or 5 rapid?

We used to swim in it off of a sandbar way down south of LSU. Those of us who got the big idea to swim across it would get maybe 70 yards out and come back.
When you try to tread water that far out in the river your body feels like it is one of those air clowns in front of a car dealership. The current is different at every level, so you'll experience physics like no other swim outing. Also that water is cold even in August.
We never even got far enough out to be in the channel and worry about barges, but that would def add a whole 'nother element of pucker factor.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:48 am to
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now I'm flowing down from dow hahnville. can someone fish me out around 9 mile?


I'll catch you around the Huey P and Glassman will buy us lunch at The River Shack
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:49 am to
ty gent
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:49 am to
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My dad used to tell me about when he lived in Minnesota and could walk
im sure the poor guy was extremely disappointed in the way his son turned out
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:50 am to

I think you would be better off starting at that island at the bottom of your pic leaving from Sunshine/Plaquemine Point. You can probably wade to the island which is right across the river from the Dow docks. Leaving from there you should arrive in downtown Plaquemine with the current.
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:51 am to
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when he lived in Minnesota


You call that living?
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:52 am to
I gotcha. Yea different people call the areas different stuff. Manchac is usually referred to as being more downriver than your pic

Posted by ELVIS U
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:52 am to
Drowning is a great way to die
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:52 am to
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with biohazard protection

The Mississippi River might be the least polluted body of water in the state.
Posted by lachellie
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:52 am to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:54 am to
This ranks just behind going over niagra falls in a barrel in the dumb arse Olympics
Posted by killedbyindians
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:55 am to
Jeff Buckley says bad idea
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:55 am to
I started a thread on this several months ago. I had it planned out. Y'all told me not to do it, but I did it anyway. No pics because frick y'all.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4076 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:56 am to
I worked with a guy that said he swam it around the plaquemine area. Dude was a nut job so probably true. I think barring Getting hit by something it wouldn't be a problem if you weren't fighting the current and just ended up wherever. If you want to end a particular spot on the other side that's a different story. That book about the 1927 flood is a good one explaining how the river works.
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