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re: Swimming across the Mississippi River in south Louisiana

Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:43 am to
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:43 am to
My grandpa said they tried a few times….he grew up in Buras.

He also said when he was a teenager they used to hitchhike to the French Quarter on the weekends and on the way home they would untie barges on the river.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26069 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:47 am to
The water is nasty.

The lower the water, the more likely you'll come across underwater obstructions.

Or, you might end up like this:

Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
17383 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:50 am to
Yes. At Williams Boulevard in Kenner in the 1920s and 30s. My dad’s brother used to skip out of school at Kenner High School across from the levee and swim the river. When the principal would report him to my grandfather there would be trouble. I heard those stories many times.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92295 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:52 am to
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Or, you might end up like this:



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Posted by LSUengr
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
2621 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:57 am to
It was just a theoretical shortest distance to swim across the river.

You could swim to the island take a break and then make the rest of the swim. Channel on the backside is deep enough for barge traffic, so you wouldn't be wading any part of it.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11941 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:00 am to
The Corps has announced that the river is low enough (low volume) that the salt water wedge is moving up and will impact the Plaquemines water intake so they will dredge and create a 'levee' to keep the salt water downstream.

How will that affect currents upriver at least as far as NOLA?

Or will the effects just be at depth and the surface will continue to be a lot slower than 'usual'?
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4853 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:11 am to
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Try it, I will come watch you
you gonna catch hell wheeling up the levee
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:11 am to
A few years ago when it was really high, I got in it at the levee in Port Allen and the clothes I was wearing got stained brown.Worse than any river or lake I've ever been in. You guys have fun, but I'm not getting in that river ever again.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14292 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:12 am to
quote:

My grandpa said they tried a few times….he grew up in Buras.


My dad and his dad and his dad all grew up in Buras. Just south of the old Buras High School
Posted by robchand58
Denham Springs LA
Member since Nov 2012
675 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:15 am to
My Dad and a couple of his brothers did it in Baton Rouge. This is back during the 40s, when there was much less river traffic, and the water was probably a lot cleaner. There was a ferry then, but it cost a nickel to go one way - the other way was free. Dad and the boys swam the river so they could ride the ferry for free going back the other way.
Posted by RedHawk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
9658 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:19 am to
The human body is 80% water, so you only need 20% of your body to actually swim.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:35 am to
quote:

This means the sea level should start dropping because you don’t have as much River water going into it!




Climate change busted again.

Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 11:47 am to
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people don't even get in kayaks in that river


False. I paddled a 13 mile race from the Wilkinson bridge to the L’auberge casino in 2014. The river was high and swirling. Did it in a 14’ wilderness systems.
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5365 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 12:07 pm to
I wonder if a bridge jumper would even drown right now?

Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9607 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 12:35 pm to
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I wonder if a bridge jumper would even drown right now?


He might hit bottom if he doesn’t jump mid channel
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102769 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 1:12 pm to
I tried once I only made it halfway across and realized I couldn’t make the other half so I swam back
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

vehicles don't float


That is the very point I am making.

Consider swimming the river and being struck by a telephone pole or the tailgate of a pickup 2 or 3 feet beneath the surface. You won't see it until it slams into you.

Perhaps there are times the current is slow enough to allow the victim not to be killed or crushed at the initial impact.

Consider being dragged downstream for as long as it takes for the swimmer to free himself from the underwater battering ram .

Chances are the swimmer will not emerge unscathed, if alive.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33819 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 1:33 pm to
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I got shot
Getting stabbed with a Bowie knife at Natchez Under the Hill would be more impressive.
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
9054 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 1:35 pm to
A couple times on tubes back in the 80s. Took 5 or so miles down each way across
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15077 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

This is back during the 40s, when there was much less river traffic, and the water was probably a lot cleaner.


I would wager that the water is cleaner now than it was in the 1940’s.
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