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re: Suspected drug dealer hasn't taken a dump in 37 days....

Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:17 pm to
37 days? How the hell has he been able to hold it that long?

One of my friends growing up, went to some camp for 2 weeks and he didn't want to shite in the bathrooms there. He didn't shite for the whole 2 weeks at camp. He said he almost shite himself on the way home..

That's just insane.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:19 pm to
Mix laxatives in his food.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45552 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

If it was opiates he would be shitting all over himself from withdrawals after about a week.



Maybe there’s a slow leak in the bag he swallowed.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39647 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:24 pm to
How is that even possible? Wouldn’t It eventually just come out on its own?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:25 pm to
A strong will and a strong sphincter can conquer all.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39064 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by CLane33
Member since Sep 2016
478 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:32 pm to
Why don’t they just force him to get a enema?
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
64482 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33911 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:34 pm to
I can’t imagine holding in a shite for 37 days. Holding it in for a couple hours can be painful as hell. Imagine 37 days
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61031 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:41 pm to
Crazy story. Taking a shite is one of my favorite times of the day. I couldn't imagine holding it in for that long.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85560 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:41 pm to
He’s earned his freedom
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:44 pm to
Man that is really shitty.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21155 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:44 pm to
So he either shite the drug out or drug the shite out!
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:46 pm to
At what point is it illegal detention and have to let him go?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:47 pm to
This no shite wanker is putting on a real clinic here.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:00 pm to
If he doesn’t shite, you must acquit.
This post was edited on 2/25/18 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31193 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:07 pm to
I agree after a month just let him go.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:17 pm to
Either way, he's in deep shite.
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

didn't shite for the whole 2 weeks at camp. That's just insane.


It's common for trainees to go weeks at basic training before pooping.
Posted by Knuckle Checkin Baw
Sonic
Member since Sep 2017
514 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:32 pm to
I wanna see what's inside his intestines. I bet it's going to have to be surgically removed
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