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re: Suspected drug dealer hasn't taken a dump in 37 days....
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:17 pm to RollTide1987
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:17 pm to RollTide1987
37 days? How the hell has he been able to hold it that long?
One of my friends growing up, went to some camp for 2 weeks and he didn't want to shite in the bathrooms there. He didn't shite for the whole 2 weeks at camp. He said he almost shite himself on the way home..
That's just insane.
One of my friends growing up, went to some camp for 2 weeks and he didn't want to shite in the bathrooms there. He didn't shite for the whole 2 weeks at camp. He said he almost shite himself on the way home..
That's just insane.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:19 pm to RollTide1987
Mix laxatives in his food.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:22 pm to Brazos
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If it was opiates he would be shitting all over himself from withdrawals after about a week.
Maybe there’s a slow leak in the bag he swallowed.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:24 pm to RollTide1987
How is that even possible? Wouldn’t It eventually just come out on its own?
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:25 pm to Pelican fan99
A strong will and a strong sphincter can conquer all.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:32 pm to RollTide1987
Why don’t they just force him to get a enema?
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:34 pm to RollTide1987
I can’t imagine holding in a shite for 37 days. Holding it in for a couple hours can be painful as hell. Imagine 37 days
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:41 pm to Upperdecker
Crazy story. Taking a shite is one of my favorite times of the day. I couldn't imagine holding it in for that long.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:41 pm to RollTide1987
He’s earned his freedom
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:44 pm to RollTide1987
Man that is really shitty.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:44 pm to RollTide1987
So he either shite the drug out or drug the shite out!
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:46 pm to Crimson1st
At what point is it illegal detention and have to let him go?
Posted on 2/25/18 at 9:47 pm to biglego
This no shite wanker is putting on a real clinic here.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:00 pm to RollTide1987
If he doesn’t shite, you must acquit.
This post was edited on 2/25/18 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:07 pm to biglego
I agree after a month just let him go.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:17 pm to RollTide1987
Either way, he's in deep shite.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:31 pm to OweO
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didn't shite for the whole 2 weeks at camp. That's just insane.
It's common for trainees to go weeks at basic training before pooping.
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:32 pm to RollTide1987
I wanna see what's inside his intestines. I bet it's going to have to be surgically removed
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