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re: Suspected drug dealer hasn't taken a dump in 37 days....

Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79874 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:35 pm to
There is a movie titles 'The Mule' that is written exactly like this.

Crazy storyline. The guy ends up shutting out the balloons while the the security sleeps in the same room. He then proceeds to reswallow the balloons and restart the process. Think he had to make it 14 days or something.

Wikipedia link
This post was edited on 2/25/18 at 10:38 pm
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

reswallow the balloons


Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79874 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 10:40 pm to
That scene haunts me to this day
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Suspected drug dealer hasn't taken a dump in 37 days....



How the hell is that even possible?

This has to be the onion right?

Oh and how the hell can the police continue to hold him for this long if he hasn't been charged with a crime at all?
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71733 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 11:20 pm to
It’s Great Britain. Their laws are different from ours.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 7:34 am to
I say let him die
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 7:36 am to
I thought the body would have forced poop out by now?

Damn that's impressive.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
5473 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 8:30 am to
And to think hippies poop their pants at the first sign of needing to bc holding it in even for 1 second is "unnatural"
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 8:37 am to
If and when he does finally take a dump that thing will be picture worthy.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Suspected drug dealer hasn't taken a dump in 37 days..
quote:

that fingered him for dealing drugs


Eww
Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
205 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 9:09 am to
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39064 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 9:41 am to
quote:

trentw
did you look at the 1st page?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 9:43 am to
Do they have him in a cell without a flushing toilet?
Seems easy to get rid of evidence unless they are really watching him.
At least British police are nice about it. A teenage kid in the neighborhood years ago got pulled over and swallowed a pill. The police choked and beat him so bad that every blood vessel in his eyes burst and his eyes were red for weeks.
Crazy shite.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 10:08 am to
He's going to need drugs after a 40-day log rips his a-hole apart on the way out.
Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
205 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 12:24 pm to
To be honest, I missed it... But my post is here now, and in better quality. Im leaving it.
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 1:02 pm to
I bet his farts are blinding anyone who has the pleasure of being next to his cell.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38518 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 1:43 pm to
This dude should have been septic about 10 days ago at the very least.
Posted by fhsdemonfan3131
Franklinton
Member since Feb 2010
2194 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 1:50 pm to
Wouldn't a X-ray show if he has anything in his stomach?
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7414 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 1:58 pm to
I wonder if, when the cops check on him in the morning, he reports to them 'No shite, Sherlock.'
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 2/26/18 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

reswallow the balloons
How the frick? That makes me gag just reading it much less doing it.
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