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Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:17 pm to AUstar
Isn’t her mom with Jean Bennett’s dad now?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:33 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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Not all federal prisons are "Club Feds."
There isn’t a single fed prison in this country that would be harder than the Peruvian jail that he’s been in.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:50 pm to SlidellCajun
Even if it was a drug OD, that POS would probably lie about murder just to get into a US prison.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:59 pm to jrodLSUke
It was probably some underwater sex thing that he talked her into and then watched her drown.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:14 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Jordan van der Sloot
They should’ve beaten the info out of him.
He needs to disappear.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:30 pm to Beef Tits
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Tie some fishing line tied to a 50lb rock and his nuts an pecker on the other end. Raise him up 100` and count to 3
So the rock is on the ground; he is 100 feet in the air; and fishing line connects his genitals to the rock. Then what?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:31 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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The European documentary gave some hope that it truly was an OD,
Can you link it?
Is it the one where undercover guy got some details from Joran?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:46 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
This is terrible he keeps dragging this mother and Natalee's family along for the ride. I think the undercover reporter who set joran up back around 2010 got the exact story for what happened.
Natalee wanted one last hoorah before heading home. She had never done drugs. She met Joran at the carlos and Charlie's casino bar. They left with the two indian dot brothers to go check out the beach. I think it was shark mating season or some shite and they were doing coke at the beach. He fricked her and she starting seizuring out. Joran tried to save her but failed.
Scared and he still went to his dad, who is the one that made this all go away bc the dad was some big time prominent attorney politician on the island and this couldn't get out. He found Steve the DJ, who had a boat and they dumped her body in the water. Which later got pushed all over the place due to hurricane katrina that passed around that time.
Just fricking kill him. Let the family slice him with a knife until he bleeds out. Death by 1000 (or more) cuts.
Otherwise, she deserves to get led on. He aint saying anything new. His life is over. You have nothing to offer him to get the truth.
Natalee wanted one last hoorah before heading home. She had never done drugs. She met Joran at the carlos and Charlie's casino bar. They left with the two indian dot brothers to go check out the beach. I think it was shark mating season or some shite and they were doing coke at the beach. He fricked her and she starting seizuring out. Joran tried to save her but failed.
Scared and he still went to his dad, who is the one that made this all go away bc the dad was some big time prominent attorney politician on the island and this couldn't get out. He found Steve the DJ, who had a boat and they dumped her body in the water. Which later got pushed all over the place due to hurricane katrina that passed around that time.
Just fricking kill him. Let the family slice him with a knife until he bleeds out. Death by 1000 (or more) cuts.
Otherwise, she deserves to get led on. He aint saying anything new. His life is over. You have nothing to offer him to get the truth.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:15 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I remember seeing a home made YT video years ago that this guy is admitting to his friend about killing Natalee. This is prior to his trip to South America and he's joking and laughing with his friend in a car confessing to the murder.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:21 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
The only thing I know about this case is from a Patrice O’Neal standup.
And it’s glorious now that I’m reading about the case
And it’s glorious now that I’m reading about the case
Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:58 pm to Penrod
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So the rock is on the ground; he is 100 feet in the air; and fishing line connects his genitals to the rock. Then what?
At this point his genitals USED to be connected to his body.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:35 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
This piece of shite hated the prison in Peru and said the worst American prison will be a lot better than Peru. He has days, weeks, and months to sit and figure out how to screw the American Prosecutors and court. He will tell them, "Yes I killed her. I choked her and dumped the body in the ocean." They will give him ten years in a slick-cool American Jail (compared to Peru) and then he will figure out how to stay out of Peru. I bet his lawyer has negotiated that he can't be tried for whatever he says, only for the blackmail he did.
The loser US Prosecutors will claim a victory. The Holloway family will tell each other, "At least we know (What they knew all the time)" and VanderDevil will come out like a lottery winner.
Criminals play the US court system like a cheap guitar, and Van is no different.
Makes me sick. The only acceptable outcome would be if someone shanks him the first day he is in prison here. Or better still, if his fellow criminals beat the shite out of him every day for the 10 years he will get.
The loser US Prosecutors will claim a victory. The Holloway family will tell each other, "At least we know (What they knew all the time)" and VanderDevil will come out like a lottery winner.
Criminals play the US court system like a cheap guitar, and Van is no different.
Makes me sick. The only acceptable outcome would be if someone shanks him the first day he is in prison here. Or better still, if his fellow criminals beat the shite out of him every day for the 10 years he will get.
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:49 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I think that Nancy Grace may have been involved with the murder just for the material.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 11:18 pm to VinegarStrokes
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Nancy Grace is squirting all over her bed sheets reading this thread
“Bombshell tonight”
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:38 am to Tigerbait357
I can hear that voice
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:17 am to Pfft
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Should put a noose around his neck and tell him to talk, AND hang.
fify
Posted on 10/17/23 at 11:47 am to SlidellCajun
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There isn’t a single fed prison in this country that would be harder than the Peruvian jail that he’s been in.
This is true. I honestly thought he was going to get whacked in Peru.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 11:49 am to Cash
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Isn’t her mom with Jean Bennett’s dad now?
No
Posted on 10/17/23 at 11:58 am to Cash
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Jean Bennett
Nice guy, but I'm pretty sure he passed a few years back.
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