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re: Strange experience with a cyclist yesterday morning
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:15 pm to Maverick01
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:15 pm to Maverick01
Some people are just fricking weird.
Couple of years ago I was on vacation at the beach and it was a nice evening so I brought my guitar down to the beach to play a little and sip on a beer. Some dude attached himself to me and it was all I could do to shake him off me and get back to the room without having to take a swing at the guy. He was all telling me his life story and got all offended when I said I had to go.
It went from "this guy is a little too chummy" to "I think this guy might be a serial killer" real fast.
Couple of years ago I was on vacation at the beach and it was a nice evening so I brought my guitar down to the beach to play a little and sip on a beer. Some dude attached himself to me and it was all I could do to shake him off me and get back to the room without having to take a swing at the guy. He was all telling me his life story and got all offended when I said I had to go.
It went from "this guy is a little too chummy" to "I think this guy might be a serial killer" real fast.
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Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:23 pm to Maverick01
quote:
There is nothing wrong with riding a bike, but don't be a fricking idiot about it. You know damn well it's ridiculous to be riding a bike in the street. Stay on the damn bike paths.
Dude, bikes are made to ride on the street. go around him, the roads are made wide enough.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:25 pm to Salmon
What did you get at the coffee shop?
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:26 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:27 pm to dgnx6
quote:
Dude, bikes are made to ride on the street. go around him, the roads are made wide enough.
There is NOT enough room to go around a cyclist riding 2-3 feet in the road if oncoming traffic is present.
Not the fault of the cyclist as there's NO shoulder on Highland. They need to either make a lane or prohibit bikes at peak traffic hours on Highland south of campus to i-10.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 6:21 pm to Salmon
Look out your window right now, bro.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 6:32 pm to Salmon
Sounds like you broke super secret bike etiquette and, even though it really pissed him off, it also happens to be his biggest turn on.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 6:34 pm to Salmon
So did you let him bang you or what?
Posted on 10/5/15 at 6:35 pm to BeerMoney
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:27 pm to Salmon
Maybe you shouldn't have cut the crack out of your shorts and raised your arse to allow him to stare directly at your whale eye. You brought this on yourself, Mr. Armstrong.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:34 pm to Salmon
quote:
Did I break some sort of cycling etiquette that I'm not aware of?
or did he want to frick me?
That is cycling etiquette.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:36 pm to Pectus
quote:
Do you even draft bro?
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:37 pm to Salmon
quote:
whatnot
You clearly have game.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:38 pm to Salmon
That cyclist is a private investigator
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:43 pm to Salmon
quote:Cargo or no?
normal khaki shorts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:43 pm to CuseTiger
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This is exactly how I picture all cyclist interactions take place
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:45 pm to Salmon
Congrats on the biker relationship.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:46 pm to RockAndRollDetective
quote:
It went from "this guy is a little too chummy" to "I think this guy might be a serial killer" real fast.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:56 pm to Salmon
Mountain bike bro. helps with your hippie street cred too. then when shite get weird you can hop a curb and go where he can't follow on his road bike.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:18 pm to Salmon
He definitely wanted to PIIYB
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