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re: Strange experience with a cyclist yesterday morning
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:26 pm to p0845330
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:26 pm to p0845330
maybe he just wanted to be friends with another bike rider.
Years ago I went to the beach,, some dude has he guitar with him. We chatted, shared stories I thought we connected. But then the rude motherfricker just up'd and left,, gave me the hey dude I got to go back to my room story.
I was heartbroken
because of him I hang out here with you guys.
You could say all of my posts are his fault
Years ago I went to the beach,, some dude has he guitar with him. We chatted, shared stories I thought we connected. But then the rude motherfricker just up'd and left,, gave me the hey dude I got to go back to my room story.
I was heartbroken
because of him I hang out here with you guys.
You could say all of my posts are his fault
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Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:30 pm to p0845330
Did you have an expensive watch or rings on? He may have noticed that, thought you were getting a coffee to go, and was going to follow you home to see what you had for a burglary.
He was checking for an alarm system and whatnot. He is going to burgle you, then turd burgle you.
He was checking for an alarm system and whatnot. He is going to burgle you, then turd burgle you.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:33 pm to Salmon
So what you are saying is that cyclists are just as big of assholes to other cyclists as they are to pedestrians and motorists?
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:48 pm to Salmon
It was the dildo on top of your helmet that had him intrigued.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:52 pm to BugaJesus
You were being cruised. Congrats. 
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:02 pm to Salmon
I bet you have a nice mouf.
Did you here any banjo music at any time during the ride?
Remember the corn is special this time of year.
Did you here any banjo music at any time during the ride?
Remember the corn is special this time of year.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:04 pm to Salmon
First lie !!
quote:the cyclist knew you were fake because you stopped
I'm stopped at a red light
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:07 pm to Salmon
quote:
We exchange the usual "Good mornings" and whatnot
Without your explaining in greater detail, your "whatnot" is pregnant with possibilities.
And I wouldn't be surprised if you see him again soon.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:13 pm to Salmon
Sounds like the making of a gay porn scene.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:22 pm to Maverick01
I was stuck behind an elderly driver that was traveling 15 mph. Old people should stay in their nursing homes. This is how elderly will get hit or cause an accident. Go drive in the park or some test track.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:28 pm to Salmon
quote:
or did he want to frick me?
He did.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:56 pm to Salmon
quote:
Did I break some sort of cycling etiquette that I'm not aware of?
I don't think so.
quote:
did he want to frick me?
Possibly
Posted on 10/9/15 at 4:26 pm to Salmon
This thread has me in fricking stitches. Wittiest consecutive shite I have seen on the ot in a long time.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 6:34 pm to Salmon
Maybe you have a butt that looks good on a bicycle seat?
Pics?
Pics?
Posted on 10/9/15 at 6:57 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
He definitely wanted the A.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:15 pm to Stud Bud
You were both on bikes, so the obvious answer is yes.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:33 pm to Salmon
Some of those responses on the first page are fricking hilarious. Btw, I think we've all had a weird experience or two like that. Like a few people said, some people just attach themselves to you. It's really weird
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:37 pm to Salmon
Do it to him tomorrow.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:38 pm to NewMoneyTrash
Glory hole in the coffee shop men's room? Invite him in for a spin.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:44 pm to Martini
This shite is still going on? Salmon definitely took the no seat bicycle ride and got nothing but the pole.
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