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re: Strange experience with a cyclist yesterday morning

Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:46 pm to
Did you nod your head at him or tilt your chin up when you said hello? This is very important.
Posted by say when
Member since Mar 2015
1613 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:47 pm to
Not even a good story.

Try again
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:47 pm to
He definitely wanted the D.
Posted by scottyd
Member since Dec 2014
622 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:47 pm to
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did he want to frick me?


I'd say that's a safe assumption.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

he followed me all the way to the coffee shop. And I take a very zig zag way


I would have said something after the 2nd or 3rd turn. Nothing aggressive, just jokingly, "You following me, bro?".
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86738 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:48 pm to
I almost said "guess we are going to the same place" but he was never really that close to me

Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:49 pm to
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or did he want to frick me?


Most fricking definitely.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:49 pm to
You stated that you exchanged "goodmornings and whatnot"...... does your "whatnot" include? Discussions of rough Lance Armstrong bike helmet wearing orgies or just talk about the weather?
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:49 pm to
Have you ever been at the park with your kid and seen that lonely kid who desperately wants your kid to play with him? And they play for a while, but then it's time for you to go and the kid looks really lost and heartbroken because his new friend isn't playing anymore?

Sounds like lonely cyclist wanted someone to play/ride with him. You weren't supposed to ditch him for coffee, bruh!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:49 pm to
Best Dear Diary ever.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:51 pm to
I laughed at this story.

I would have pulled over on the side of the road and stopped. Had he stopped, I would have waited, no words, to see who was going to give in and leave.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104484 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:52 pm to
Did you crop dust him any point? He might have taken that as a mating call.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86738 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:54 pm to
honestly the only thing that I could think of is that right after the red light, there is decent sized hill that I kinda powered up, mostly because I don't like changing gears

maybe he got embarrassed that some dude on an old arse bike in street clothes beat him up the hill?

I have no idea
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Strange experience with a cyclist yesterday morning by Salmon


I'm so sick and tired of fricking bikers in Baton Rouge. Myself along with at least a dozen other people had to drive 15 mph behind one a few weeks ago on Highland. This douche nozzle didn't give a shite that he was holding up traffic. This is how bikers get hit or cause accidents. Go ride your bike in a damn park or find some bike paths.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:00 pm to
cool story bro
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:02 pm to
Maybe he was mad at something...or looking to harp on you for improper bike usage or bad etiquette.
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

cool story bro


You and your biker friends need to be more considerate. There is nothing wrong with riding a bike, but don't be a fricking idiot about it. You know damn well it's ridiculous to be riding a bike in the street. Stay on the damn bike paths.
This post was edited on 10/5/15 at 2:06 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

You and your biker friends need to be more considerate. There is nothing wrong with riding a bike, but don't be a fricking idiot about it. You know damn well it's ridiculous to be riding a bike in the street. Stay on the damn bike paths.


It's a dangerous form of protest to say the least. I would LOVE to see Perkins or Highland get designated walking/riding path start to end. Until then....
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86738 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Stay on the damn bike paths.


if they built a bike path to my coffee shop, I'd gladly stay on the bike path
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 2:13 pm to
He wasn't staring at your rear end all the way to the shop just so he could do laps around the parking lot.
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