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Story Time. What’s the brokest you’ve ever been?
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:17 pm
I’ll go first. One time I was so broke that I had to get gas out of my lawn mower just to put it in my car and go borrow money to buy more gas
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:17 pm to LilDicky
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I’ll go first
Nah, we're good
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:17 pm to LilDicky
One time I was so broke that I had to steal gas out of your lawn mower just to put it in my car and go borrow money to buy more gas
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:18 pm to LilDicky
I once had to settle for business class
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:18 pm to LilDicky
I was so broke I had to jack off the dog to feed the cat.
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:18 pm to LilDicky
i was so broke I drank K and B brand rum and RC cola to get drunk
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:18 pm to LilDicky
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:19 pm to LilDicky
I’ve never been broke
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:20 pm to LilDicky
I soiled my last cravat and had to wear a necktie to the spring cotillion.
It was ghastly.
It was ghastly.
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:20 pm to LilDicky
When I was pimping your mom...I didn’t make any money.
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:21 pm to LilDicky
In college. All the time.
I’d eat ramen noodles and grilled cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner no problem.
Sometimes switch it up and put the beef noodles on the bread.
I’d eat ramen noodles and grilled cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner no problem.
Sometimes switch it up and put the beef noodles on the bread.
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:21 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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I’ve never been broke
Lucky you. I have and it sure makes me appreciate what I have now
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:22 pm to LilDicky
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This post was edited on 9/21/22 at 10:27 am
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:22 pm to LilDicky
First divorce, when I came home from a inconus deployment to find my bank account had 200 bucks no where to go, nothing. I lived in my office for about 3 weeks till my chief told me I had to find somewhere. I lived off the chicken pot pies. So bad I met a girl and borrowed 60 bucks to take her out. Side note that didn’t turn out well. It did for awhile but she was a drunk, and I quickly turned into one.
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:25 pm to GeauxtigersMs36
quote:never heard that term before
inconus deployment
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:27 pm to LilDicky
One time I was so poor I let OP’s mom give me a rim job for $1 so I could get a hamburger at McDonalds.
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:27 pm to LilDicky
Had $1.25 in my checking account right before payday..... 
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:27 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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I was so broke I had to jack off the dog to feed the cat.
Funniest thing I’ve read on TD.
I laughed out loud. Thanks!
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:27 pm to Kingpenm3
#3 iwh
Posted on 9/16/19 at 8:29 pm to LilDicky
When father had to let the assistant butler go. It was a sad day at the compound.
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