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re: Stephen Seagal really threw in the towel.

Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:22 am to
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
36888 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:22 am to
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Stephen Seagal really threw in the towel.


BRB. Going to include him in my Celebrity Death Pool thread...
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11151 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:30 am to
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This post was edited on 1/3/25 at 2:31 am
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1939 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:43 am to
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Van Damme broke him!

Posted by Go_Dawgs
Member since Nov 2012
1021 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:47 am to
He's such a fraud.

He's been exposed for not being a martial artist of any sort and he couldn't kick anyone's arse let alone throw a punch now.

Never did and never could
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15579 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 4:25 am to
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don't understand how people let it get to this point.


This is a great place to ask, at least half the board is bigger than Seagal.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69454 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 4:39 am to
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He’s just cultivating mass.


FIFY

When you tac on mass you sacrifice flexibility that’s just science.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135585 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 4:54 am to
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Is that really him?


No
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69474 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 4:58 am to
He's 72 years old. The average life expectancy for an American male is roughly 77 years. I don't think he cares anymore.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10819 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 6:11 am to
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Who is Stephen Seagal?

The obese version of Steven Seagal
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
81777 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 6:16 am to
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He’s just building mass.
He's cultivating mass
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23403 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 6:47 am to
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I don't understand how people let it get to this point.
My health/fitness is my #1 priority.


Ever consider maybe he has some health condition that causes weight gain? None of us stay young and invincible forever.
Posted by YouKnowImRight
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2023
2815 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:15 am to
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My health/fitness is my #1 priority.


First sign of a narcissist.

quote:

If you aren't healthy nothing else matters.


What an empty existence you must lead. I blame Darwin for human beings thinking there is no value in the soul.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
41470 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:23 am to
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8944 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:41 am to
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If you aren't healthy nothing else matters.
Well that’s just straight up nonsense
Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
3951 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:43 am to
He’s in his 70s.

I’ll give him a pass
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14513 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:45 am to
I knew he was nuts when he started going around assuming the identity of a heavy-set Toshirô Mifune.

Oh- and moved to Russia.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24389 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 9:14 am to
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He would still beat your arse.

He’s lazy as shite. He’s had quite a few movies the last 10 years in which he spends substantial parts of the movie sitting down and clearly has a stunt double to WALK up a flight of stairs

He can’t even be bothered to hold his gun properly and he’s too lazy to turn his own body so he spins the gun the other direction instead

Posted by Zip it blondie
Member since Aug 2023
683 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 12:24 pm to
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You're going to get downvoted because 90% of OT posters are built like this and they're not going to like the slander.


Wow, you know what you are talking about, the OP was downvoted 3 to 1.
That's hilarious.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20604 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 12:59 pm to
Probably got tired of people mocking how he ran in his early movies

Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19299 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 1:24 pm to
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I don't understand how people let it get to this point.



Ask Russell Crowe. He could probably shed some light on how it happens.
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