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re: Spinoff: Shortest Marriage Duration

Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:23 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114047 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:23 am to
This is the only marriage I can think of that didn't last long, but it involved an extended family member and I really don't know all the details, but a few years ago she got married during the summer sometime. She evidently went to the family Easter party with some other dude who wasn't her husband and told everyone she was pregnant.... for the dude she was with and mentioned they had been living together for several months.

That is probably the shortest wedding I can think of.. What about this? What's the shortest period between someone getting divorced and getting remarried?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6263 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:25 am to
Young seemingly sharp guy marries gorgeous, great girl. Major large wedding. Guy can't perform on wedding night and reveals he might be gay. Done in no time.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:25 am to
1 month. Was a Vegas wedding though
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28917 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:31 am to
Coworker of mine was married for less than 5 months. She married the father of her child out of Catholic guilt and a few months into the marriage found out he had about 6-7 side pieces off of Tinder all throughout Texas.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7322 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:36 am to
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ht and reveals he might be gay.


You either is or you ain't. There is no in-between. Surely she couldn't be that clueless. Did he help her plan the wedding by picking out the bridesmaid dresses or the flowers?
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9203 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:37 am to
Damn. Y'all know some trashy people.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24569 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:38 am to
My dad's 3rd marriage lasted 167 days. In his phone he has my mom as "ex-wife #1" my former stepmom as "ex-wife #2" and the 3rd as "167 days"
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:39 am to
I married Britney Spears in Vegas. We divorced before the weekend was over
Posted by AbsolutTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2006
4796 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:55 am to
My friends brother was with his wife 27 days after the wedding before they split. The divorce took 6x the length of the actual marriage.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6263 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:56 am to
No doubt. It's been a while, but I think he said he wasn't sure if he was gay.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2511 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:00 am to
west monroe guy in the 60's gets married, goes on the honeymoon. the next weekend he's single again. she got home from the honeymoon and went home to mom. 1 week?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15535 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:10 am to
Shortest I know was 2 or 3 weeks, legally was probably a few months or more.

They went on their honeymoon and then came on a big motorcycle trip with me and a few friends. She found out on the motorcycle trip that he was screwing some ugly fat girl at home. She was a very attractive girl and the girl he cheated with was a nasty whale, she made sure to show us facebook pics of her lol. She attempted to bone some of my friends on that trip, not sure if any of them took the bait. The guy was a giant tool, wasn't my direct friend, was a friend of someone else on the trip. I was already married by this time, so I wasn't interested.

Found out a few years later he married the whale and divorced her after about a year. Apparently had a 3rd marriage fail too. Think he is working on #4 right now. That was like 5 or 6 years ago.
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 10:12 am
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30622 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:12 am to
How does that even happen?
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:14 am to
Mine lasted a little over a year, and a friend of mine had his last 5 1/2 months.

No sense in prolonging the misery.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109125 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:16 am to
Biggest redneck in my high school was married for only one month. He surpassed all of our lowest bar for him.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:17 am to
Married and then separated two weeks later. She couldn't put up with the dude. Said he was a bitch.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72616 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:19 am to
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Mine lasted a little over a year


What were you thinking going in?

Did things change drastically or did something stay the same that you thought WOULD change?

Do you ever see her?
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10214 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:22 am to
I knew a guy named Reuben Feffer, a life insurance underwriter, celebrating his honeymoon with newlywed wife, Lisa Kramer, on the island of St. Barts, but catches her having sex with Claude, a French scuba instructor. Returning home to New York alone, he attempts to piece his life back together. Reuben goes to an art gallery with his friend, Sandy Lyle , where he runs into former junior high school classmate Polly Prince.

One of the quickest ones I've seen.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:44 am to
I was engaged for 12 years. Thank god for no common law in LA.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4403 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:51 am to
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Reuben goes to an art gallery with his friend, Sandy Lyle


I knew Sandy. That cat could ball.

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